Pfft. That only applies if you like having hands.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Mar 11, 2010 5:09:55 pm PST #12749 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hil R. - Mar 11, 2010 5:11:14 pm PST #12750 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm watching "A Different World," and they're all eating burgers and fries, and now I want fries. I have caesar salad, which is one of my favorite foods, but now that I've seen the fries, anything other than fries just seems inferior.
Barb - Mar 11, 2010 5:15:05 pm PST #12751 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Well, I am actually typing with the severed hands of a perky woman that irritated me at Starbucks and I was forced to kill her. But she had some nice Stila lip gloss so that made me feel better.
::loves Aims. also? sneaks a grope because she's just that hawt::
Aims - Mar 11, 2010 5:16:32 pm PST #12752 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Are you really truly groping or are you trying to get the Stila out of my pocket? Cause I couldn't blame you for either one.
group grope for them what likes groping
Barb - Mar 11, 2010 5:38:35 pm PST #12753 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Really for truly groping.
Although... now that you mention it, what shade was the Stila?
Nah... I'd still grope you.
sj - Mar 11, 2010 6:02:38 pm PST #12754 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Best of luck, Aims. It sounds like a difficult situation.
Aims - Mar 11, 2010 6:08:19 pm PST #12755 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oooh! Doppelgangland is on!!
NoiseDesign - Mar 11, 2010 6:08:26 pm PST #12756 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
I'm watching a final dress rehearsal of a Junior College production of Sweet Charity. Yes, the cry of psychic anguish you just heard was from me.
DCJensen - Mar 11, 2010 6:13:37 pm PST #12757 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
"Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?"
"No, just a little headache."
brenda m - Mar 11, 2010 6:22:15 pm PST #12758 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
"That is the sound of ultimate suffering. The man in the kilt makes it now."