She is also vindictive.

And, she is hot. This statement just confirms that.

Ugh ugh ugh.

Now he's saying that he didn't mean that we would need to move. And that by us not paying him will fuck him over.

So Joe is going to look at some other options so that we can still move before/by June 1 but maybe not screw my uncle over totally. I don't care about screwing him over, quite frankly. He's talking about how he doesn't know where his (adult) daughters are going to spend the summer to which I replied, "I can't deal with the uncertainty of not knowing where to live. I have a 5 year old. I don't have grown daughters that live on their own. I need to provide her a stable house and this isn't it."

Whatever. I'm so over his trying to play the fucking victim in our society. Get over yourself dickhead. The only people who can totally subvert the system are those who are either a) independently wealthy or b) Ted Kysinski.

Oy, Aims. I have no idea how to deal with that.

My officemate informed me that he has family friends who are Jewish, and going over to their house for dinner is always a "cultural experience," and the food is always delicious. If I can't find somebody else willing to drive me out to Rockville, I think I'll just stick with whatever Passover food I can get at Safeway -- I am not in the mood to be someone's cultural experience right now.

I do not think his logic resembles our Earth logic, Aims.

Yeah, Hil, this year, particularly, being the Jewish exhibit doesn't sound like fun.

Aims, I still think your uncle is an ass chapeau and doing whatever you need to do to survive and keep a decent roof over your heads isn't fucking him over. Good luck with whatever solution you guys come up with. It will work out, I'm sure.

Aims your uncle is a colon spelunker.

He is all of those things and more. It's like, he wants to start talking about how he's going to end up with a lein on the house if we don't pay him. I wanted to say, "You haven't paid the property taxes on this house in OVER A YEAR. You haven't paid the property taxes on your house in OVER A YEAR. THE GOOD SHIP LEINY-POPS HAS SAILED."

Not to mention the fact that not my fucking problem. I am not going to run myself into more debt for the next 6 months so you can get out. I took responsibility for my debt and I have a fucking job. You do the same cocksucking fuckwad douchenozzle.

I am not going to run myself into more debt for the next 6 months so you can get out. I took responsibility for my debt and I have a fucking job.

No fucking way. Honestly, no matter what you solution you come up with he's going to decide you screwed him somehow. So do what's best for the three of you. There'll be fallout either way.

Aims, you are amazing. I admire your calmness. I'd be flipping out like a crazy person right now. {{{ Aims }}}

Well, I am actually typing with the severed hands of a perky woman that irritated me at Starbucks and I was forced to kill her. But she had some nice Stila lip gloss so that made me feel better.