I had my annual exam today and I've never seen a doctor laugh so hard at a patient's question before! (I asked if I was considered advanced maternal age.)
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Mar 09, 2010 10:27:20 am PST #12573 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
smonster - Mar 09, 2010 10:28:33 am PST #12574 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
The wee lumberjack picture caused an actual squee explosion from me, so I had to get my coworkers to come look. Then they understood.
Laura - Mar 09, 2010 10:33:59 am PST #12575 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
He is absolutely precious, GC.
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2010 10:34:12 am PST #12576 of 30000
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I had my annual exam today and I've never seen a doctor laugh so hard at a patient's question before! (I asked if I was considered advanced maternal age.)
If they're not saying "Let me call Guinness and give them a head's up" I think you're within the norm.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 09, 2010 10:35:01 am PST #12577 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
BabyBabyBabY!
I want to nom his cheeks!
P.M. Marc - Mar 09, 2010 10:36:45 am PST #12578 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Forget the cheeks, TUMMY! TUMMY!
Shir - Mar 09, 2010 10:45:49 am PST #12579 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
So why the hell can't I fit into my old pants???
I think I also lost some weight recently (amazing, the visual effect of one more almost visible rib to the "is it just me, or did I lose weight?" body monitoring), but for some reason, can't fit into 2 pairs of jeans anymore.
My hypothesis: it's the cloths that are changing, not us.
FTR, I don't think I'm under 100 pounds just yet (prolly around the 104), so not alarmed. Hell, after the test-season I almost finished, nothing can alarm me anymore. Besides the test season which will start in about 3-4 months.
But oh, wait. There's an adorable baby that's staring at me. Humm... awwwwww!
DavidS - Mar 09, 2010 10:52:50 am PST #12580 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Baby Chucks! [link]
Punk rock mommies!
Strix - Mar 09, 2010 11:23:49 am PST #12581 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, Em. You little fashion diva!
Don't tell me what to do!
I WILL. THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS.
Vortex - Mar 09, 2010 11:43:39 am PST #12582 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Cheeks! [link]
I cannot STAND!!!!!! how cute he is.
And little baby shoes are by weakness.