Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.

River ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Mar 09, 2010 10:28:33 am PST #12574 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The wee lumberjack picture caused an actual squee explosion from me, so I had to get my coworkers to come look. Then they understood.


Laura - Mar 09, 2010 10:33:59 am PST #12575 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

He is absolutely precious, GC.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2010 10:34:12 am PST #12576 of 30000
brillig

I had my annual exam today and I've never seen a doctor laugh so hard at a patient's question before! (I asked if I was considered advanced maternal age.)

If they're not saying "Let me call Guinness and give them a head's up" I think you're within the norm.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 09, 2010 10:35:01 am PST #12577 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

BabyBabyBabY!

I want to nom his cheeks!


P.M. Marc - Mar 09, 2010 10:36:45 am PST #12578 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Forget the cheeks, TUMMY! TUMMY!


Shir - Mar 09, 2010 10:45:49 am PST #12579 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

So why the hell can't I fit into my old pants???

I think I also lost some weight recently (amazing, the visual effect of one more almost visible rib to the "is it just me, or did I lose weight?" body monitoring), but for some reason, can't fit into 2 pairs of jeans anymore.

My hypothesis: it's the cloths that are changing, not us.

FTR, I don't think I'm under 100 pounds just yet (prolly around the 104), so not alarmed. Hell, after the test-season I almost finished, nothing can alarm me anymore. Besides the test season which will start in about 3-4 months.

But oh, wait. There's an adorable baby that's staring at me. Humm... awwwwww!


DavidS - Mar 09, 2010 10:52:50 am PST #12580 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Baby Chucks! [link]

Punk rock mommies!


Strix - Mar 09, 2010 11:23:49 am PST #12581 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, Em. You little fashion diva!

Don't tell me what to do!

I WILL. THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS.


Vortex - Mar 09, 2010 11:43:39 am PST #12582 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Cheeks! [link]

I cannot STAND!!!!!! how cute he is.

And little baby shoes are by weakness.


Shir - Mar 09, 2010 11:51:14 am PST #12583 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Dog~ma in quantities would be appreciated.

In 5 weeks, my until-then-perfectly-healthy-dog saw the vet 6-7 times.

Tomorrow he's going to see an eye specialist (we think he got something into his eye - it's infected, and a week of eye ointment didn't help), and an hour ago (we discovered just now) he broke a nail, and he's bleeding.

That's after a week on antibiotics, and a cardiac problem which begun it all. We'll consult with a vet cardiologist soon.

But he's 10 years old, dammit, and there's a limit to how many times we can anesthetize him so he'll be treated properly.