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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Mar 06, 2010 11:06:39 am PST #12350 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You're thinking a little longer in back?

More the opposite. Closer to actual pixie.


Strix - Mar 06, 2010 11:09:34 am PST #12351 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think that would work on you, cause you've got some curls and body. It was a big FAIL on me.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2010 11:18:28 am PST #12352 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So we did a 10K this afternoon and I am so fucking out of shape I am dying. At least there was free beer at the end. It was the only thing that got me across the finish line.

You finished a 10k AND got free beer? You rock!!


Cashmere - Mar 06, 2010 11:21:43 am PST #12353 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I didn't run the whole 10K. We just got to the 3/4 way mark and I had to turn around. But we don't take it that seriously. I did a lot better last year but I stopped training a few weeks ago.

The beer was good, though.


Cashmere - Mar 06, 2010 11:23:19 am PST #12354 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I need to check my stats on how far we actually ran. I'm sure it was like an elephant running the Kentucky Derby.


Strix - Mar 06, 2010 11:34:29 am PST #12355 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

A 10K is about 3.7 miles, right? I think I could WALK one.

Well, amble.


DavidS - Mar 06, 2010 11:36:11 am PST #12356 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

More the opposite. Closer to actual pixie.

I endorse this decision.


DavidS - Mar 06, 2010 11:36:50 am PST #12357 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, amble.

Gold Medalist in the Lazy Olympics, 500 Meter Amble.


Cashmere - Mar 06, 2010 11:40:52 am PST #12358 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

10K is five miles. 5K is 3.1 miles. I'm more of a 5K person. But this one had free beer and was sponsored by the local brewery.


ChiKat - Mar 06, 2010 11:53:09 am PST #12359 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay for new hair day! Love Laura's and Jessica's and Aimee's hair! I got my hair cut today, too, but have no pictures.

Cash, you did 3/4 of a 10K? Go, you!! That's about 2/4 more than I could do.

sj, I think you need to call the cops the next time your neighbor goes nutty. You need a record of her behavior.

Erin, that sucks. I hate banking issues.