I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 12:52:15 pm PST #12259 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is!"

"Shoulda used the window!"

Best teen movie of the 90s, hands down.


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 1:16:48 pm PST #12260 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

OMG. Different kinds of bitches. [link] Some of the early comments are funny, too. I'm a 24, 29, 39, 76...


javachik - Mar 05, 2010 1:18:10 pm PST #12261 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

#13. If they're really stupid, then how can they also act dumb?


DavidS - Mar 05, 2010 1:19:15 pm PST #12262 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

If they're really stupid, then how can they also act dumb?

They're Cis.

#25 betrays some insecurity.


smonster - Mar 05, 2010 1:33:27 pm PST #12263 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

javachik, I took that as dumbing yourself down is stupid.


javachik - Mar 05, 2010 1:44:27 pm PST #12264 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

javachik, I took that as dumbing yourself down is stupid.

Yeah, I would have too if it started off with "smart bitches who act stupid" or something.

But I shall not further analyze, as it's not worth it.


Liese S. - Mar 05, 2010 1:47:08 pm PST #12265 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Right? I need more details. And from the video, it was unclear which game it actually was as it turns out there's a few. I think I'm going with the Mario one because it was rated better.

or you throw, and then tell other people to sweep

Maybe there's voice recognition and the louder you yell at them the harder they sweep. Hee.


DCJensen - Mar 05, 2010 1:48:50 pm PST #12266 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Watching the disturbing "Grandma's Cheese" earlier I got the feeling they were sitting around trying to come up with ways to make it more "edgy" and just went with "lets just get a reaction."

It is akin to the excessive flatulence bits in all sort of kids movies in the last ten years or so, only more so.

Is vulgar still a valid word?


JZ - Mar 05, 2010 1:56:39 pm PST #12267 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am currently Bitches 24, 28 and 39, and I was Bitch 61 for much of my childhood. I'm also intermittently Stank Foot Bitch (but, really, who isn't Stank Foot Bitch every now and then) and Dry Hair Dandruf Bitch, but I forget what numbers they are.


Ginger - Mar 05, 2010 2:16:44 pm PST #12268 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I like the idea of being Triflin' Bitch.