Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2010 5:05:16 pm PST #11966 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, lord, which Buffistasprog was it that ate the thing on the toilet seat that time? "It was small and white and it looked like a tooth so I ate it." I was weeping with laughter over that one. The joys of parenting.

That was a Cindysprog, wasn't it? Christopher, maybe?


brenda m - Mar 03, 2010 5:05:38 pm PST #11967 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hah! Cindy's boy.


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 5:05:43 pm PST #11968 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, lord, which Buffistasprog was it that ate the thing on the toilet seat that time? "It was small and white and it looked like a tooth so I ate it."

That was Cindy's son Christopher.


Jessica - Mar 03, 2010 5:06:56 pm PST #11969 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I actually do most of my shopping at the Flatbush Food Coop, which isn't the famously wanky one (that's Park Slope). But the fact that I can choose certainly says something about the bubble I live in.

(I am also on the board of the coop in which I live and have a babysitting coop with the other parents in the building. I'm a filthy commie through and through.)


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 5:08:16 pm PST #11970 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think the nearest coop to me is Takoma Park, which is at least half an hour on the metro.


amych - Mar 03, 2010 5:09:24 pm PST #11971 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm a filthy commie through and through.

Hippie.

And yeah, I was thinking of Park Slope.


Aims - Mar 03, 2010 5:10:39 pm PST #11972 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love our coop, but it's not very big and it's REALLY expensive to join. The one in Ann Arbor is hunormous, but I never seem to have time to get there.

For instance, this: [link] is the only produce table in the whole joint. It's maybe 6 feet wide.


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2010 5:13:13 pm PST #11973 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'd love a co-op. My bro and SiL have one in Vermont that is big and kickass.


DebetEsse - Mar 03, 2010 5:17:23 pm PST #11974 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

IIRC, there's one more clause, which, I think, really makes it art:

"...it looked like a tooth, but it wasn't a tooth, so I ate it."


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 5:18:11 pm PST #11975 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

DebetEsse is right. It looked like a tooth, but it wasn't a tooth.