...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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DebetEsse - Mar 03, 2010 5:17:23 pm PST #11974 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

IIRC, there's one more clause, which, I think, really makes it art:

"...it looked like a tooth, but it wasn't a tooth, so I ate it."


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 5:18:11 pm PST #11975 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

DebetEsse is right. It looked like a tooth, but it wasn't a tooth.


-t - Mar 03, 2010 5:20:05 pm PST #11976 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm kind of glad I don't have a convenient Whole Foods (and also am pretty cheap) so I don't have to grapple with that issue.

Yeah, that's where I am, too. The co-op is slightly closer in the other direction, I don't really get there very often either, but it is a joy to shop at when I do. But, hey, fruit stands all over the place keep me in fresh eggs and local produce and honey.


brenda m - Mar 03, 2010 5:20:37 pm PST #11977 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't remember that. I mean, I remember that it wasn't a tooth, but not that it was part of the rationale.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:25:27 pm PST #11978 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At Madison, I lived in a coop, then later worked at a bakery coop. Though I was more of a filthy anarchist rather than a filthy communist.

Now I'm just a filthy nihilist.

eta: Oh, I worked at a bakery coop in Minneapolis too.


DavidS - Mar 03, 2010 5:33:05 pm PST #11979 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now I'm just a filthy nihilist.

Get a bath, you hairless cat loving nihilist!

Say what you want about the Nazis, at least they had an ethos.


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 5:34:15 pm PST #11980 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've still got no job offers, and as far as I know, I'm not even shortlisted anywhere. Getting kind of worried.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:36:23 pm PST #11981 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Get a bath, you hairless cat loving nihilist!

In the future, we will be ruled by Roomba-riding cats.


-t - Mar 03, 2010 5:39:36 pm PST #11982 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A Roomba-riding cat would really pull the room together.


DavidS - Mar 03, 2010 5:40:19 pm PST #11983 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In the future, we will be ruled by Roomba-riding cats.

Cat riding roombas more likely.

::savors the image::