Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2010 8:55:44 am PST #11602 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Most adorable Dylan moment at the birthday party this morning:

He's standing by the play kitchen area (the party was at a local daycare that doubles as a play gym on weekends), and opens the play microwave. Inside, for some reason, there is a play phone. Dylan picks up the phone, says "Hello? No sorry, the food's not ready yet," and puts the phone back in the microwave.

I almost peed myself, it was like a Marx brothers routine.


javachik - Feb 28, 2010 9:59:55 am PST #11603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ha! I can totally see Dylan doing that!


Aims - Feb 28, 2010 10:02:33 am PST #11604 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t waves

So it turns out that if you pass out in front of your husband, he doesn't let you go to class and instead takes you to the ER.

Who knew?


Ginger - Feb 28, 2010 10:08:50 am PST #11605 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So it turns out that if you pass out in front of your husband, he doesn't let you go to class and instead takes you to the ER.

Good to know. How are you today?


JZ - Feb 28, 2010 10:09:22 am PST #11606 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aims, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I probably could have guessed that.

Also, EEK. Are you okay? Do you know yet what happened? Are you back home or still stuck in the ER?


Cashmere - Feb 28, 2010 10:13:31 am PST #11607 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aims, you have a smart husband.

Dylan crack me up!


Aims - Feb 28, 2010 10:22:55 am PST #11608 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm home. Got home yesterday afternoon after the nice Canadian nurse gave me Toradol and Flexeril. I'm on the couch with the heating pad and a 5 year old.

Do you know yet what happened?

I have neurogenic syncope (common faint) and my trigger is pain. The pain was, apparantly, so bad when I got out of bed yesterday morning that my brain said, "Eff you, lady" and sent all my blood to capillary beds and down I went. I feel extra! special! bad, because Em was in our bed when it happened and she saw me and FREAKED OUT which made the dog start barking like crazy. Poor Joe was trying to console Em, get the dog to stop barking, and trying to get me to come to. Doctors said bad muscle strain, which I've had before, so all they can do is give me muscle relaxers and bed rest.

So, I'm mostly ok, just still very owie but I've kept my consciousness today so go me!


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2010 10:28:32 am PST #11609 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Bitches! I can no longer make anymore decisions today. Pink glitter, mostly purple multi glitter, taupey grey satin, or my go to so red it's black creme on hands? Aforementioned taupey grey, pink glitter or aqua green creme(what they have been for weeks) or bright pink creme on toes?

Today is spa day. Dying hair, doing all the nails, and shaving in honor of the weather.


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2010 10:30:18 am PST #11610 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yipes, Aims! And I sympathize with MM & Em. Must've been scary.

BTW. MY NUMBER IS ZERO has become our circle's thing when you don't want someone to call you.


Aims - Feb 28, 2010 10:33:41 am PST #11611 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Glad to hear Emeline's making a name for herself with others!