Come to Dallas!
It's really more fun to fly you out to San Francisco.
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2010 7:52:13 am PST #11596 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2010 7:54:04 am PST #11597 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
SF was fun, and I hope to go back with Jon soon, but Dallas can be fun too! We have Oak Cliff, and Lee Harvey's, and Fair Park! Really, it's not all bad! Plus, apparently, I can cook!
erikaj - Feb 28, 2010 8:08:50 am PST #11598 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
You always have the power...hang up.
Sean K - Feb 28, 2010 8:09:11 am PST #11599 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Audrey II, Hec.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2010 8:15:30 am PST #11600 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Plus, apparently, I can cook!
Yeah, plus the bar.
Audrey II, Hec.
Oh yeah. I fail at allusion this morning.
Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2010 8:41:47 am PST #11601 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I would def take you to The Grapevine. People watching doesn't get much better than there. But, I'd also like to show you The Windmill, which does classic cocktails, GBG which is our neighborhood bar, and Lee Harvey's which is a dive in Oak Cliff noted for their burgers, huge outdoor area out front where bands play on the front porch while fire pits keep dogs and their humans warm. And, maybe, if you're good, we'll wander around Bishop Arts and take you to lunch at Hattie's for the best fried green tomato sandwich on the planet.
Jessica - Feb 28, 2010 8:55:44 am PST #11602 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Most adorable Dylan moment at the birthday party this morning:
He's standing by the play kitchen area (the party was at a local daycare that doubles as a play gym on weekends), and opens the play microwave. Inside, for some reason, there is a play phone. Dylan picks up the phone, says "Hello? No sorry, the food's not ready yet," and puts the phone back in the microwave.
I almost peed myself, it was like a Marx brothers routine.
javachik - Feb 28, 2010 9:59:55 am PST #11603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Ha! I can totally see Dylan doing that!
Aims - Feb 28, 2010 10:02:33 am PST #11604 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t waves
So it turns out that if you pass out in front of your husband, he doesn't let you go to class and instead takes you to the ER.
Who knew?
Ginger - Feb 28, 2010 10:08:50 am PST #11605 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
So it turns out that if you pass out in front of your husband, he doesn't let you go to class and instead takes you to the ER.
Good to know. How are you today?