Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Nov 20, 2009 4:39:18 am PST #1119 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: flops in thread ::

Forgive me, my bitches. I skimmed a few hundred posts, and just skipped about 500. Belated b-day's to a handful of you. Work is kicking my ass! So, I've popped in thread to ask for a rather strange request. Rain~ma. We have this event tonight of doing the Fezziwig scene from CHRISTMAS CAROL in a city park event. If it rains, we don't do it, and I get a night off. Well, a night to work on paperwork inside, where it is warm and dry. But the rain is slated to taper off as the day goes by. So some "please keep a nice, mild, steady rain all day" would be great. I realize this is a very selfish request. But I'm exhausted. And 4 handheld wireless mics for a cast of 20 is not a prospect I find fun.


beth b - Nov 20, 2009 4:51:45 am PST #1120 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

rain ma ~~~~

surgery ma~~

and I'll third or fourth that hmmm and say go for it, Hil.

and Gronk.


Hil R. - Nov 20, 2009 5:02:59 am PST #1121 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I think I'll apply for the Technion one. I'm still considering Ben-Gurion.


ChiKat - Nov 20, 2009 5:12:27 am PST #1122 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

surgery and recovery~ma to the lovely Cashmere.

Fay, I can't believe some parents. Seriously, why did he procreate??


Fred Pete - Nov 20, 2009 5:21:19 am PST #1123 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fay, all I can say is, "Egad."


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 20, 2009 5:22:11 am PST #1124 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Rain~ma, omnis. Imagine many Buffistas doing a rain dance on a roof a la that scene from How I Met Your Mother. That is the ~ma I am sending.

And for anyone who doesn't want a rain dance, how about learning to fly a light aircraft while Waking Up With Fry & Laurie? [link]


smonster - Nov 20, 2009 5:40:20 am PST #1125 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Lesseee.

rain~ma for o_a.

boob~ma for Cash.

clue~ma for Fay's student's dad.

Re: the McSweeney's link, I like neither Wuthering Heights nor Twilight, but mixing the two made for the funny.

Xposting (sort of) from Natter - And thou desirest a holiday salutation from yours truly, pray make thy domicile knownst to me by virtue of the address which is called profile.


Toddson - Nov 20, 2009 5:44:29 am PST #1126 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

boob~ma for Cash

a large cluestick for Fay's student's dad

rain~ma for omnis


Shir - Nov 20, 2009 5:58:32 am PST #1127 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Rain~ma, rain~ma, and rain~ma galore, baby. I hope you'll be able to rest and sleep and laze out, but seriously, this:

Forgive me, my bitches

Should only be followed with "for I have sinned", and since we're in Bitches, with a full description of said sin.

IJS.

I think I'll apply for the Technion one. I'm still considering Ben-Gurion.

Yay! (What? I'm selfish. And want to see Hil).

Toddson, a lot of ~ma to you and your mom. {}


-t - Nov 20, 2009 6:11:31 am PST #1128 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Love ita's use of the erika tag.

Surgery~ma for Cashmere.

Health~ma for The Girl's family.

So sad, Fay, that that guy can't enjoy his delightful kids.

It's supposed to rain here today, omnis, you are welcome to as much of it as you want.