McSweeney's ftw: [link]
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Much ~ma to Cash, and to The Girl's family.
ita, ha! Although my favorites are the guys(I can't believe this happened multiple times.) who write the note for the bank robbery on something, a check or deposit slip, maybe, with their name and address on it. -ma to Cash and Seska's Girl.
:: flops in thread ::
Forgive me, my bitches. I skimmed a few hundred posts, and just skipped about 500. Belated b-day's to a handful of you. Work is kicking my ass! So, I've popped in thread to ask for a rather strange request. Rain~ma. We have this event tonight of doing the Fezziwig scene from CHRISTMAS CAROL in a city park event. If it rains, we don't do it, and I get a night off. Well, a night to work on paperwork inside, where it is warm and dry. But the rain is slated to taper off as the day goes by. So some "please keep a nice, mild, steady rain all day" would be great. I realize this is a very selfish request. But I'm exhausted. And 4 handheld wireless mics for a cast of 20 is not a prospect I find fun.
rain ma ~~~~
surgery ma~~
and I'll third or fourth that hmmm and say go for it, Hil.
and Gronk.
I think I'll apply for the Technion one. I'm still considering Ben-Gurion.
surgery and recovery~ma to the lovely Cashmere.
Fay, I can't believe some parents. Seriously, why did he procreate??
Fay, all I can say is, "Egad."
Rain~ma, omnis. Imagine many Buffistas doing a rain dance on a roof a la that scene from How I Met Your Mother. That is the ~ma I am sending.
And for anyone who doesn't want a rain dance, how about learning to fly a light aircraft while Waking Up With Fry & Laurie? [link]
Lesseee.
rain~ma for o_a.
boob~ma for Cash.
clue~ma for Fay's student's dad.
Re: the McSweeney's link, I like neither Wuthering Heights nor Twilight, but mixing the two made for the funny.
Xposting (sort of) from Natter - And thou desirest a holiday salutation from yours truly, pray make thy domicile knownst to me by virtue of the address which is called profile.