McSweeney's ftw: [link]
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Nov 20, 2009 3:22:00 am PST #1116 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
WindSparrow - Nov 20, 2009 3:46:53 am PST #1117 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Much ~ma to Cash, and to The Girl's family.
erikaj - Nov 20, 2009 3:55:37 am PST #1118 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
ita, ha! Although my favorites are the guys(I can't believe this happened multiple times.) who write the note for the bank robbery on something, a check or deposit slip, maybe, with their name and address on it. -ma to Cash and Seska's Girl.
omnis_audis - Nov 20, 2009 4:39:18 am PST #1119 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
:: flops in thread ::
Forgive me, my bitches. I skimmed a few hundred posts, and just skipped about 500. Belated b-day's to a handful of you. Work is kicking my ass! So, I've popped in thread to ask for a rather strange request. Rain~ma. We have this event tonight of doing the Fezziwig scene from CHRISTMAS CAROL in a city park event. If it rains, we don't do it, and I get a night off. Well, a night to work on paperwork inside, where it is warm and dry. But the rain is slated to taper off as the day goes by. So some "please keep a nice, mild, steady rain all day" would be great. I realize this is a very selfish request. But I'm exhausted. And 4 handheld wireless mics for a cast of 20 is not a prospect I find fun.
beth b - Nov 20, 2009 4:51:45 am PST #1120 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
rain ma ~~~~
surgery ma~~
and I'll third or fourth that hmmm and say go for it, Hil.
and Gronk.
Hil R. - Nov 20, 2009 5:02:59 am PST #1121 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I think I'll apply for the Technion one. I'm still considering Ben-Gurion.
ChiKat - Nov 20, 2009 5:12:27 am PST #1122 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
surgery and recovery~ma to the lovely Cashmere.
Fay, I can't believe some parents. Seriously, why did he procreate??
Fred Pete - Nov 20, 2009 5:21:19 am PST #1123 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Fay, all I can say is, "Egad."
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 20, 2009 5:22:11 am PST #1124 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Rain~ma, omnis. Imagine many Buffistas doing a rain dance on a roof a la that scene from How I Met Your Mother. That is the ~ma I am sending.
And for anyone who doesn't want a rain dance, how about learning to fly a light aircraft while Waking Up With Fry & Laurie? [link]
smonster - Nov 20, 2009 5:40:20 am PST #1125 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Lesseee.
rain~ma for o_a.
boob~ma for Cash.
clue~ma for Fay's student's dad.
Re: the McSweeney's link, I like neither Wuthering Heights nor Twilight, but mixing the two made for the funny.
Xposting (sort of) from Natter - And thou desirest a holiday salutation from yours truly, pray make thy domicile knownst to me by virtue of the address which is called profile.