Stop shooting people in the face.
Never!
This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.
Niska ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:06:38 am PST #10917 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:08:20 am PST #10918 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Never!
Well, then you better become the Vice President if you want to get away with it.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 23, 2010 8:09:17 am PST #10919 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Notice how I didn't wish that all Vice Presidents should suffer. I kept my rant tightly focused without a broad generalization.
Hec wins at the internets today.
Jessica - Feb 23, 2010 8:09:57 am PST #10920 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is he in the hospital? I'm going to have to gloat in the suffering of my enemy.
I have no wish for Dick Cheney to be happy or healthy, but whenever he's in the hospital it fucks up my mom's workday something awful. (He gets treated in his own wing of the hospital where she works, and the security procedures are a huge PITA.)
brenda m - Feb 23, 2010 8:10:27 am PST #10921 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Just one more reason to hate.
smonster - Feb 23, 2010 8:11:07 am PST #10922 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Shanie bear! Oh so cute. He has such bright, intelligent eyes, and I just want to nuzzle his wee nose.
Toddson - Feb 23, 2010 8:11:29 am PST #10923 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Steph, if it's any consolation, during one of my visits to the ER the person in the next cubicle was being treated for ... constipation. No one seemed too upset with her for wasting their time.
Polter-Cow - Feb 23, 2010 8:12:04 am PST #10924 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I don't normally do that.
Your mom's given you some practice.
Heh, yeah. We're in a funny, mildly passive-aggressive place right now. I am currently, honestly really busy and stressed, and I have had no desire to call home and potentially add more stress to my life, so I haven't called. But when I was sick, my mom did send me a couple e-mails asking if I was better (the first was flouncy, so I didn't respond, but the second was simple, so I did), and now we communicate through short e-mails, which is nice. But, amusingly enough, whenever she calls and leaves me a voicemail now, she prefaces it with "I'm only calling because of X," deliberately not bringing up any other sore subjects. I have yet to see whether she would avoid them on an actual phone call. I suspect not, but we'll see. Maybe she's slowly, slowly learning.
Aims - Feb 23, 2010 8:12:41 am PST #10925 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I really don't understand how most of my tenants function in the real world sometimes. If you want to know if the washer is fixed either call the effing number on it or try to run a load. NOT OUR MACHINE.
Jeebus. Some of these people can't be arsed to fill out a piece of paperwork to save their effing apartment, but the instance something they want to use isn't available and they flip the fuck out.
Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:14:50 am PST #10926 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Steph, if it's any consolation, during one of my visits to the ER the person in the next cubicle was being treated for ... constipation. No one seemed too upset with her for wasting their time.
I actually don't care about that as much as being embarrassed to admit to co-workers (and you guys) that I was all freaked out over gas pains or something.
And I will be equally embarrassed if it is, in fact, heart stuff. This is a no-win situation for me.