Also, I *desperately* don't want to be like Dick Cheney.
I have been having uncharitable thougths about Dick Cheney all day. I keep telling myself that I ALWAYS have uncharitable thoughts about Dick Cheney, that I am NOT being particularly evil. This is hatred as usual, damnit!
He'd better pull through or I'm going to hell.
I have been having uncharitable thougths about Dick Cheney all day. I keep telling myself that I ALWAYS have uncharitable thoughts about Dick Cheney, that I am NOT being particularly evil. This is hatred as usual, damnit!
Right?
How can the man be in the hospital for heart problems when HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE? What, is his rock faulty?
I don't normally do that.
Your mom's given you some practice.
{{Andi}} I'm so sorry for your frustration at finding a doctor who will listen and be honestly helpful. I just want to say, I don't think you need a do over because I like the person you are, just the way you are. I'd be afraid that if you cut off any part of you, it would take the part that gives us links to puppies and kittens and that would be a travesty. Even if the doctors aren't being helpful, please know that there are a shit-ton of folks who love you just the way you are.
How can the man be in the hospital for heart problems when HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE? What, is his rock faulty?
Oh, I'm meaner than that I'm afraid. More along the lines of "How many heart attacks does this evil bastard get to survive? Huh?"
Or, a bit less self-righteously, "Ooooh! CheneyBot is on the fritz! He's just not in the budget anymore I'm afraid! So long, sucker!"
"How many heart attacks does this evil bastard get to survive? Huh?"
My dad has survived more than Cheney! Booyah!
(My doctor can call me back any time now....)
Also, I *desperately* don't want to be like Dick Cheney.
Stop shooting people in the face.
Is he in the hospital? I'm going to have to gloat in the suffering of my enemy.
I hope he's in pain, that fuckwad.
(Notice how I didn't wish that all Vice Presidents should suffer. I kept my rant tightly focused without a broad generalization.)
Never!
Well, then you better become the Vice President if you want to get away with it.
Notice how I didn't wish that all Vice Presidents should suffer. I kept my rant tightly focused without a broad generalization.
Hec wins at the internets today.