Anya: Are you stupid or something? Giles: Allow me to answer that question with a firing.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2010 7:58:57 am PST #10910 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Also, I *desperately* don't want to be like Dick Cheney.

I have been having uncharitable thougths about Dick Cheney all day. I keep telling myself that I ALWAYS have uncharitable thoughts about Dick Cheney, that I am NOT being particularly evil. This is hatred as usual, damnit!

He'd better pull through or I'm going to hell.


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:00:26 am PST #10911 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have been having uncharitable thougths about Dick Cheney all day. I keep telling myself that I ALWAYS have uncharitable thoughts about Dick Cheney, that I am NOT being particularly evil. This is hatred as usual, damnit!

Right?

How can the man be in the hospital for heart problems when HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE? What, is his rock faulty?


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:02:00 am PST #10912 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't normally do that.

Your mom's given you some practice.


SailAweigh - Feb 23, 2010 8:02:10 am PST #10913 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Andi}} I'm so sorry for your frustration at finding a doctor who will listen and be honestly helpful. I just want to say, I don't think you need a do over because I like the person you are, just the way you are. I'd be afraid that if you cut off any part of you, it would take the part that gives us links to puppies and kittens and that would be a travesty. Even if the doctors aren't being helpful, please know that there are a shit-ton of folks who love you just the way you are.


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2010 8:02:53 am PST #10914 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

How can the man be in the hospital for heart problems when HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE? What, is his rock faulty?

Oh, I'm meaner than that I'm afraid. More along the lines of "How many heart attacks does this evil bastard get to survive? Huh?"

Or, a bit less self-righteously, "Ooooh! CheneyBot is on the fritz! He's just not in the budget anymore I'm afraid! So long, sucker!"


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:04:10 am PST #10915 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"How many heart attacks does this evil bastard get to survive? Huh?"

My dad has survived more than Cheney! Booyah!

(My doctor can call me back any time now....)


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:04:34 am PST #10916 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, I *desperately* don't want to be like Dick Cheney.

Stop shooting people in the face.

Is he in the hospital? I'm going to have to gloat in the suffering of my enemy.

I hope he's in pain, that fuckwad.

(Notice how I didn't wish that all Vice Presidents should suffer. I kept my rant tightly focused without a broad generalization.)


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:06:38 am PST #10917 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Stop shooting people in the face.

Never!


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:08:20 am PST #10918 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Never!

Well, then you better become the Vice President if you want to get away with it.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 23, 2010 8:09:17 am PST #10919 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Notice how I didn't wish that all Vice Presidents should suffer. I kept my rant tightly focused without a broad generalization.

Hec wins at the internets today.