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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Feb 22, 2010 1:27:41 pm PST #10797 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jessica, yes!


Jessica - Feb 22, 2010 1:31:48 pm PST #10798 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Two year-old telling knock-knock jokes.

The fact that he has no clue what a punchline is makes these even funnier.

(And thanks for the hair input. I think I'll just print the pic out and tell my stylist "do that again")


DavidS - Feb 22, 2010 1:35:37 pm PST #10799 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(And thanks for the hair input. I think I'll just print the pic out and tell my stylist "do that again")

I endorse this plan.


Dana - Feb 22, 2010 1:37:28 pm PST #10800 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The kid whose school district spied on him with a webcam? Apparently tried to discipline the kid for taking drugs. Except he wasn't. He was eating Mike and Ike's candy.

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NoiseDesign - Feb 22, 2010 1:44:32 pm PST #10801 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Also, any word on how Drew is feeling today?

Well, I was sitting in tech rehearsals by 6 PM yesterday, and I'm back in tech rehearsals right now.

I'm mostly feeling okay, just keeping my fingers crossed that I can avoid any meals that will trigger another attack.


Polter-Cow - Feb 22, 2010 1:52:49 pm PST #10802 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The kid whose school district spied on him with a webcam? Apparently tried to discipline the kid for taking drugs. Except he wasn't. He was eating Mike and Ike's candy.

Daaaaaamn.


Hil R. - Feb 22, 2010 2:15:22 pm PST #10803 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A bunch of people I know have either gotten job offers or been told they're on the short list somewhere. I haven't.


omnis_audis - Feb 22, 2010 3:37:31 pm PST #10804 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

keeping my fingers crossed that I can avoid any meals that will trigger another attack.
Chicken and turkey is your friend. Avoid fried foods, mayo, butter, and high fat foods. And, it's not a constant thing. Depending on how the stones sit, sometimes I can eat ___ with no problem, and then the next time, pain, gas, and sprints to the loo. YRMV.


smonster - Feb 22, 2010 4:32:28 pm PST #10805 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Boy update: texted me video of his cats! Awww. Plus, I just told my parents about him. I'm sure my mother is very excited that he is a) a boy and b) of Scottish descent (she has an Outlander thing). If he wants to he could meet them this weekend, we'll see if he's up for that at this point.

In less thrilling news, I finally made myself look at and pay overdue bills. Oy. Gotta get back into keeping track of that shit.


Cass - Feb 22, 2010 4:35:19 pm PST #10806 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I just got an email that starts: Hi smonsterbite

I'm not smonsterbite, dudes. I have bited the smonster. Been bited by the smonster. But I am not the smonster.

I might, however, be Spartacus.