Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Feb 22, 2010 1:52:49 pm PST #10802 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The kid whose school district spied on him with a webcam? Apparently tried to discipline the kid for taking drugs. Except he wasn't. He was eating Mike and Ike's candy.

Daaaaaamn.


Hil R. - Feb 22, 2010 2:15:22 pm PST #10803 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A bunch of people I know have either gotten job offers or been told they're on the short list somewhere. I haven't.


omnis_audis - Feb 22, 2010 3:37:31 pm PST #10804 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

keeping my fingers crossed that I can avoid any meals that will trigger another attack.
Chicken and turkey is your friend. Avoid fried foods, mayo, butter, and high fat foods. And, it's not a constant thing. Depending on how the stones sit, sometimes I can eat ___ with no problem, and then the next time, pain, gas, and sprints to the loo. YRMV.


smonster - Feb 22, 2010 4:32:28 pm PST #10805 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Boy update: texted me video of his cats! Awww. Plus, I just told my parents about him. I'm sure my mother is very excited that he is a) a boy and b) of Scottish descent (she has an Outlander thing). If he wants to he could meet them this weekend, we'll see if he's up for that at this point.

In less thrilling news, I finally made myself look at and pay overdue bills. Oy. Gotta get back into keeping track of that shit.


Cass - Feb 22, 2010 4:35:19 pm PST #10806 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I just got an email that starts: Hi smonsterbite

I'm not smonsterbite, dudes. I have bited the smonster. Been bited by the smonster. But I am not the smonster.

I might, however, be Spartacus.


javachik - Feb 22, 2010 4:41:24 pm PST #10807 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Or, Sartorius!


Barb - Feb 22, 2010 4:42:25 pm PST #10808 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

My husband just declared my pulled pork the absolute best he's ever had.

I'm quite proud. I brined a pork shoulder for two days, then made a homemade rub with brown sugar, white sugar, pepper, cayenne, Cuban coffee, cinnamon, mace, cocoa, and other assorted things that caught my fancy, then put it in the oven, under foil and low and slow, from ten this morning until four-thirty this afternoon.

By then, it was my bitch.


Zenkitty - Feb 22, 2010 4:43:20 pm PST #10809 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am Sardonicus!


Katerina Bee - Feb 22, 2010 5:12:08 pm PST #10810 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Happy Birthday, Laura!!


Hil R. - Feb 22, 2010 5:14:56 pm PST #10811 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy birthday, Laura!