Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Nov 19, 2009 10:20:32 am PST #1061 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I honestly think this is how it went with them:

J: Huh. Aimee's going to the midnight showing of New Moon tonight. We're supposed to see that together at some point, too.

S t in his head : OMG!! My wife is sad and upset that her friends are shunning her! I must put on my cape and run to her rescue but wait! I must make sure the person I am asking to rescue her will not tell her that I planned this whole thing for fear she will get mad at me because she was just making an offhand comment that I have taken too seriously and have now gone too far in and I probably should have just waited a monute because my wife is off playing a video game and looks as though she could care less and fuck.


Laura - Nov 19, 2009 10:23:33 am PST #1062 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Also, have fun!


Nora Deirdre - Nov 19, 2009 10:50:16 am PST #1063 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I applied for 10 jobs today and am not holding my breath about hearing from any of them.


Shir - Nov 19, 2009 10:50:26 am PST #1064 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Examples, Shir? (I'm not as widely read in general sociology as I should be. I'd like to explore this idea further, if you have papers or similar that you find apologetic.)

It's the lecturers, not the papers. As in, entire class in which the lecturer tried to apologies behalf of quantitative-method sociology whenever he feels it's not "scientific" enough.


ChiKat - Nov 19, 2009 10:55:08 am PST #1065 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Is Teppy around?? There's been a wee discussion of names in the reality tv thread and it reminded me that I wanted to share a name of a student....

Batman.

Yep. 8th grader named Batman. Seriously, how cool would it be to have this conversation:

Random person: What's your name?

B: I'm Batman.


tommyrot - Nov 19, 2009 10:57:43 am PST #1066 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It might work against bullies: "Don't hurt me! If you do, I'll go get my friend Batman!"


smonster - Nov 19, 2009 11:00:48 am PST #1067 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hee. That makes me think of Abed dressed as Batman on Community.


Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2009 11:00:59 am PST #1068 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That is pretty awesome.


Vortex - Nov 19, 2009 11:13:19 am PST #1069 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm sad for them, but this made me laugh.

Jeanne-Claude met her husband, Christo Javacheff, in Paris in 1958. At the time, Christo, a Bulgarian refugee, was already wrapping small objects.


Laura - Nov 19, 2009 11:18:03 am PST #1070 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Aww, I remember well when they wrapped the islands in Miami in pink. It was much fun.