Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em. Zoe: Shoot 'em? Mal: Politely.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 18, 2010 12:53:30 pm PST #10308 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

gummi bears are my favorite candy! Ask juliana!


omnis_audis - Feb 18, 2010 12:57:26 pm PST #10309 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Waiting is the hardest part. Especially when ya gotta wait near the elevators where it is FREEZING!


§ ita § - Feb 18, 2010 12:59:05 pm PST #10310 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dammit, no, I was wrong. Haribos gummi frogs. No geek spiral for ita.


sj - Feb 18, 2010 1:09:32 pm PST #10311 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I have so much respect for teachers. I'm exhausted.


Laga - Feb 18, 2010 1:15:54 pm PST #10312 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

gummi frogs are boring. They're all the same flavor. Though I will go for peach penguins in the right circumstances.


tommyrot - Feb 18, 2010 1:16:58 pm PST #10313 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

gummi frogs are boring. They're all the same flavor.

Yeah. If I want candy all the same flavor I'll get some cola bottles.


Laga - Feb 18, 2010 1:21:46 pm PST #10314 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK wait, gummi frogs are peach. How did I not know that? I swear the penguins are peachier.

I'm making clay pot moussaka tonight. I should probably stop nomming on these worms. I'm getting a little silly from the sugar.


§ ita § - Feb 18, 2010 1:29:22 pm PST #10315 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently the only drink Hardison consumes is orange soda. Mono-flavouricity is not a downside for him.


Laga - Feb 18, 2010 1:32:17 pm PST #10316 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

You bitches should know that it's your fault I care about curling. If I'd never watched Men With Brooms I'd still think the sport was boring & incomprehensible.


Liese S. - Feb 18, 2010 1:37:10 pm PST #10317 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee! Yay, curling!

Ooh. I have orange soda right now. I should go get some. Did I mention that I gave in and put the black light on my keychain instead of in my backpack? I'm sure that it's an overt sign of my fannishness and all will know how I revere Hardison. What? Everyone else is not as obsessed as I? Pish-tosh.