I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 14, 2010 4:23:57 pm PST #10031 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Every time I see a picture of Shane, I want to jump onto the 5 and book down to LA just to eat him up.


WindSparrow - Feb 14, 2010 4:25:36 pm PST #10032 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Shane is definitely a cutie-head Valentine!


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2010 4:28:51 pm PST #10033 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Valentine's Day people! [link]

WAY too cute!!! (Although he looks just a tiny bit dubious, like, "Ma, are you going to put me on the Internet AGAIN?!?") (Answer, hell yes, Shanie. You are too cute to keep a secret!)

Awwwww! It's a half-mile valentine!

A valentine that big on snow, you CANNOT just make it by peeing.

We went out for Indian (dear god Lamb Korma, yum), spent an appalling amount on groceries (we needed cat food and dog food and cat litter and toilet paper, and SOMEONE opted to buy 5 boxes of frosted mini-wheats, and SOMEONE ELSE retaliated by buying wine), stopped at the video store and ended up renting season 4 of Robot Chicken. We are so. fucking. romantic.


meara - Feb 14, 2010 4:35:37 pm PST #10034 of 30000

BOX WINE! Dangit, I knew there was something I forgot to look at at Target!!


Calli - Feb 14, 2010 4:36:07 pm PST #10035 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We are so. fucking. romantic.

Cat food is a romantic purchase. It's ones sweetie's way of saying, "Darling, I'd really rather the cats didn't dine on you in your sleep. Kisses!"


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2010 4:42:41 pm PST #10036 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Our kitties are annoyed with us for leaving them for an overnight. We went to see my great-aunt and -uncle in Schenectady- it was fun, though I'm glad to be home. We don't do anything for Valentine's Day, but watching N&D, married 55+ years open their cards at breakfast was awesome.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2010 4:44:58 pm PST #10037 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

BOX WINE!

Our teeny grocery doesn't have box wine from a vintner that I like; however, Lindemans has wee little 4-packs of bottles that hold 1 glass apiece. I really like Lindemans, so I grabbed a 4-pack of Shiraz. (I have a vac-u-vin thingie that is supposed to keep wine fresh if you can't finish a whole bottle, but for me it's less keeping it fresh and more an issue of how often I drink at home, which is not very. So even if I vac-u-vin it, I end up not getting back to it for a very, very long time. So wee tiny bottles from a vintner that I like are just what I need.)


Barb - Feb 14, 2010 4:54:23 pm PST #10038 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Valentine's Day people!

It's a real live CUPID!!


sj - Feb 14, 2010 4:58:11 pm PST #10039 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, tajke out and a DVD is always romantic in my book.


Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2010 4:59:54 pm PST #10040 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Every time I see a picture of Shane, I want to jump onto the 5 and book down to LA just to eat him up.

Which is saying something as she usually restricts herself to toes!