This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


P.M. Marc - Oct 11, 2009 7:44:24 am PDT #939 of 3094
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The serial comma or the semi-colon?

Semi-colon.


P.M. Marc - Oct 11, 2009 7:45:03 am PDT #940 of 3094
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Your parents, God and Ayn Rand, clearly warped you as a child, David.


Polter-Cow - Oct 11, 2009 7:48:37 am PDT #941 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The rule is - and should be - use the comma only as necessary.

That's not a rule; that's a recipe for disaster. The serial comma provides consistency.


Barb - Oct 11, 2009 7:50:44 am PDT #942 of 3094
“Not dead yet!”

Your parents, God and Ayn Rand, clearly warped you as a child, David.

::snickers quietly in the corner::


DavidS - Oct 11, 2009 7:51:33 am PDT #943 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Look, ya'll can make up a broadly generalized rule that has limited application and stick it all over your sentences.

For example, any sentence with Billy Joel in it requires a semi-colon; he's just that awesome!

But you don't need a generalized rule about serial commas. You use the commas when it properly helps to convey the meaning you intend.

And it is nothing less than fustian to put a comma in before "and" in most cases.


DavidS - Oct 11, 2009 7:53:26 am PDT #944 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's not a rule; that's a recipe for disaster. The serial comma provides consistency.

::Extends Hobgoblin Extractor into the narrow corridors of P-Cow's mind::


Glamcookie - Oct 11, 2009 7:57:08 am PDT #945 of 3094
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Up with the serial comma!


Amy - Oct 11, 2009 8:00:09 am PDT #946 of 3094
Because books.

And it is nothing less than fustian to put a comma in before "and" in most cases.

So, so sadly wrong.

::makes out with serial comma AND semi-colon::


Polter-Cow - Oct 11, 2009 8:00:41 am PDT #947 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And it is nothing less than fustian to put a comma in before "and" in most cases.

You know what's fustian?

Using words like "fustian."


tommyrot - Oct 11, 2009 8:01:38 am PDT #948 of 3094
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hope we're not frightening the lurkers away....