It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


ehab - Oct 08, 2009 6:56:12 am PDT #864 of 3094
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Wait, what? Why is thai food in there between arousal and consummation? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?

The order really is important isn't it?

It should read porn, no tell motel, and thai food.

/proud lurker who learned how to quote. This thread is like having Buffista training wheels.


Scrappy - Oct 08, 2009 6:57:27 am PDT #865 of 3094
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Megan, Local Hero is a sort of homage to I know Where I'm Going. If you know the film, you'll recognize and delight in the little touches throughout. It's also a WONDERFUL film in its own right and you should see it right now.

You, and all the cool lurkers who have been posting.


Fay - Oct 08, 2009 7:05:54 am PDT #866 of 3094
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Wait, what? Why is thai food in there between arousal and consummation?

looks out the window at Bangkok cityscape by night

...sounds perfectly reasonable to me!


amych - Oct 08, 2009 7:10:23 am PDT #867 of 3094
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yes, clearly the Thai food belongs before, during, AND after.


Fay - Oct 08, 2009 7:12:27 am PDT #868 of 3094
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

nom nom nom

...amusingly, I discovered this week (courtesy of a lesbian mate) while gleefully muttering "nom nom nom!" as my dinner arrived, that "nom" is Thai for "tit".

Oh, again, dear.


Zenkitty - Oct 08, 2009 7:37:06 am PDT #869 of 3094
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

...amusingly, I discovered this week (courtesy of a lesbian mate) while gleefully muttering "nom nom nom!" as my dinner arrived, that "nom" is Thai for "tit".

::collapsing in laughter::

I need to find a thai restaurant. Apparently I have indeed been doing it wrong. Hey! This is why I don't have a husband! Lack of post-coitus pad thai!


Polter-Cow - Oct 08, 2009 7:51:50 am PDT #870 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm a native San Franciscan & moved to the East Bay six years ago, now live in El Cerrito.

Oh! Yes, I was just looking at the map yesterday and wondering, "Who's this Fern Armstrong?" I'm in Oakland. I had no idea El Cerrito was so interesting.


megan walker - Oct 08, 2009 7:53:03 am PDT #871 of 3094
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I think that was where Sparky suggested I move when I came out looking at apts. Did she live there? I can't remember.


smonster - Oct 08, 2009 8:10:27 am PDT #872 of 3094
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have been to El Cerrito solely for bellydancing purposes, but the studio has now moved.

Sparky lived in Berkeley, I don't know if she ever lived in EC.

Gah, *really* want Thai food now. The rest of the trifecta, NSM.


DavidS - Oct 08, 2009 8:11:39 am PDT #873 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett's middle school sits right on the boundary between Albany and El Cerrito (Down Home Records! Creedence! Porn Thai!) The BART station I most frequently use is El Cerrito Plaza.