Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


Steph L. - Oct 05, 2009 10:56:46 am PDT #475 of 3094
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Truly, any form of punctuation over which there is controversy is a source of joy.

One of our authors, on returning a galley to us, asked us why we changed commas in series to semi-colons, and asked us to double-check if that was correct, because it didn't "look right."

For a moment of blind rage, I wanted to punch them in the neck, yelling "NEVER question my use of semi-colons!!!"

Lord, what fools these authors be.


Shari_H - Oct 05, 2009 10:58:55 am PDT #476 of 3094
Keep breathing!

Tim is Joss?

Two different aspects of the Creative Force. Let us praise them both.

(Note to self - proofread any potential post six times, not five, before posting.)


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 10:59:34 am PDT #477 of 3094
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For a moment of blind rage, I wanted to punch them in the neck, yelling "NEVER question my use of semi-colons!!!"

Hee!

May I tag?


Steph L. - Oct 05, 2009 11:00:09 am PDT #478 of 3094
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

May I tag?

But of course!


meara - Oct 05, 2009 11:01:06 am PDT #479 of 3094

Hee. I read your post, Shari, and my two thoughts were "wait, I swear I've seen you post before!" and "Oooh, we have a real active Republican?!?! We DO have everything!" :)


Polter-Cow - Oct 05, 2009 11:03:37 am PDT #480 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

For a moment of blind rage, I wanted to punch them in the neck, yelling "NEVER question my use of semi-colons!!!"

How are you on the semicolons in these comics (following "Good" and "Wow," respectively)? I feel that they are excessive.


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 11:04:43 am PDT #481 of 3094
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cool! It's been an æon since I tagged a Buffista.

Wait, that sounds like I spray-painted graffiti on Teppy....


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 11:07:25 am PDT #482 of 3094
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How are you on the semicolons in these comics (following "Good" and "Wow," respectively)? I feel that they are excessive.

Teppy will know for sure, but they look correct to me, if you (in those examples) treat "Good" and "Wow" as interjections that can function as independent clauses.


JenP - Oct 05, 2009 11:08:01 am PDT #483 of 3094

Hi, Shari! I remember seeing your name before. Yay for re-delurking.

The muffalette debate was five years ago? Geez.


Barb - Oct 05, 2009 11:08:44 am PDT #484 of 3094
“Not dead yet!”

Lord, what fools these authors be.

Hey now. There are those of us who have the utmost respect for editors and if we question, it's because we want to learn.

Some of the copyeditors some of us have been graced with, however, deserve a sound thrashing. No one who could possibly be a Buffista, of course, IJS...

(Since Tep has seen evidence of my Stoopit Copyeditors)