Unless you are a crazy person who does not believe that olives are essential to the muffulettaness of a muffuletta.

Hey, Hec, where can I get a turkey muffuletta around here? I think the only turkey muffulettas I've had are from Schlotzsky's or Jason's Deli.

Hey, Hec, where can I get a turkey muffuletta around here? I think the only turkey muffulettas I've had are from Schlotzsky's or Jason's Deli.

Why don't you get one with the Italian processed pig bits like everybody else?

Why must you be so difficult and choosy?

This is why you're not married. It's the turkey.

Just answer the question, man.

Aha. I did bookmark The Great Muffaletta Debate. It takes about seventy posts of olive hate for the true semantic battle to begin. Man, that was five years ago.

Try Ike's Place.

Oh!! A friend of mine went there, and I had a bite of her Papa Sam, and it was so damn good. I have been wanting to go there. And now I have even more incentive. Thanks!

Damn, that is a lot of sandwiches. I can't find a muffaletta, though.

What I find particularly funny about the Great Muffaletta Battle is my extreme stance on NO OLIVES.

Five years later and thanks to juliana, I love ALL OLIVES and would gladly try a muffaletta now, provided it didn't have bologna in it. Cause there are some tastes that just can not be gotten over.

You might try Blue Barn Gourment Msr. Cow. They have a muffaletta on the menu, and you'd have to talk them into doing it with turkey.

Truly, any form of punctuation over which there is controversy is a source of joy.

This should be embroidered on pillows and handed out at the next F2F.

You might try Blue Barn Gourment Msr. Cow. They have a muffaletta on the menu, and you'd have to talk them into doing it with turkey.

Ooh. I'll keep that in mind if I'm in the area. A lot of those sandwiches look good!

despite the fact that I just had a raspberry turnover, I now want a giant sandwich. Now.

Curses.

board suggests a food and I want it