What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


Jars - Oct 05, 2009 9:26:05 am PDT #453 of 3094

And because it's important -

olives

ALL OF THEM IN MY FACE NOW PLEASE

cilantro(or coriander if you're a filthy foreigner like me)

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN AND ALL HIS NAKED ANGELS NO GOD WHY

muffuletta

still not entirely sure what it is. Sandwich, right? I'll give it a go. Someone make one for me.

edited for my hideous formatting.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 05, 2009 9:28:48 am PDT #454 of 3094
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Maybe, if I ever get to try one.

If you're a "no" on olives, I'd say the muffuletta is not for you.


Polter-Cow - Oct 05, 2009 9:34:39 am PDT #455 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Unless you are a crazy person who does not believe that olives are essential to the muffulettaness of a muffuletta.

Hey, Hec, where can I get a turkey muffuletta around here? I think the only turkey muffulettas I've had are from Schlotzsky's or Jason's Deli.


DavidS - Oct 05, 2009 9:42:45 am PDT #456 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, Hec, where can I get a turkey muffuletta around here? I think the only turkey muffulettas I've had are from Schlotzsky's or Jason's Deli.

Why don't you get one with the Italian processed pig bits like everybody else?

Why must you be so difficult and choosy?

This is why you're not married. It's the turkey.


Polter-Cow - Oct 05, 2009 9:47:51 am PDT #457 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Just answer the question, man.

Aha. I did bookmark The Great Muffaletta Debate. It takes about seventy posts of olive hate for the true semantic battle to begin. Man, that was five years ago.


DavidS - Oct 05, 2009 9:49:42 am PDT #458 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Try Ike's Place.


Polter-Cow - Oct 05, 2009 9:52:41 am PDT #459 of 3094
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh!! A friend of mine went there, and I had a bite of her Papa Sam, and it was so damn good. I have been wanting to go there. And now I have even more incentive. Thanks!

Damn, that is a lot of sandwiches. I can't find a muffaletta, though.


Aims - Oct 05, 2009 10:02:10 am PDT #460 of 3094
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What I find particularly funny about the Great Muffaletta Battle is my extreme stance on NO OLIVES.

Five years later and thanks to juliana, I love ALL OLIVES and would gladly try a muffaletta now, provided it didn't have bologna in it. Cause there are some tastes that just can not be gotten over.


DavidS - Oct 05, 2009 10:04:27 am PDT #461 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You might try Blue Barn Gourment Msr. Cow. They have a muffaletta on the menu, and you'd have to talk them into doing it with turkey.


Jessica - Oct 05, 2009 10:04:34 am PDT #462 of 3094
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Truly, any form of punctuation over which there is controversy is a source of joy.

This should be embroidered on pillows and handed out at the next F2F.