He's like the anti-Jesus.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2009 8:25:15 am PDT #997 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2009 8:27:46 am PDT #998 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So Tino also causes leprosy? Hah! Just as I expected.
Gudanov - Jul 28, 2009 8:30:34 am PDT #999 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
He's like the anti-Jesus.
Tino lives to blame his sins on us.
Edit: It has to be true. If you stand on your head and look at this post, you'll see the mark of the beast. If you think that's just a coincidence, then I've got a leprechaun to introduce to you.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2009 8:31:04 am PDT #1000 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah.
He also turns wine into water. (OK, he really turns wine into urine....)
DavidS - Jul 28, 2009 8:36:41 am PDT #1001 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(OK, he really turns wine into urine....)
My bladder is Tino?
Calli - Jul 28, 2009 8:39:51 am PDT #1002 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
On the downside, the treatment causes the skin to temporarily turn bright blue
I'd call that a plus.
If you think that's just a coincidence, then I've got a leprechaun to introduce to you.
Tino's a leprechaun?
Jesse - Jul 28, 2009 8:42:27 am PDT #1003 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Speaking of religion, I was just handed some awesome literature by the Tony Alamo Christian Ministries. For example, did you know that both JFK and Lincoln were assassinated by the Vatican? And hate crimes legislation is designed to persecute Christians.
lisah - Jul 28, 2009 8:42:28 am PDT #1004 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
oh no, boyfriend just called to say my diabetic cat was slumped on the floor in his own poop and when he tried to lift him to stand he slumped back down. He's taking him to the regular vet now. He's never had a problem like this before. ugh. thank god boyfriend is there though!
Gudanov - Jul 28, 2009 8:42:42 am PDT #1005 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Tino's a leprechaun?
Sort of. That ain't gold in the pot he puts at the end of the rainbow.
Actually that's a BTVS reference
Jesse - Jul 28, 2009 8:43:18 am PDT #1006 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh no! I hope your cat is OK.
I got a little worried about my cat this morning, but he turned out to be lazy, not actually paralyzed....