Aw, thanks, Ginger. I think I'm a pretty good catch, too. And i make rockin' fried chicken on top of all that.
But I'm under 5 feet tall, which means, well, yeah, I'm fat.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Sep 17, 2009 8:59:39 am PDT #9435 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
msbelle - Sep 17, 2009 9:06:34 am PDT #9436 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I stopped my twice monthly housecleaner since the bugs, but I can't wait to start her back again. She does the kitchen floor and counters, the bathroom, and vacuums all the rugs. Most visits she does one other thing that I've asked be done: clean out fridge, dust, windows, kitchen cabinets. It's awesome.
Dana - Sep 17, 2009 9:38:25 am PDT #9437 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
So I checked while I was out at lunch, and apparently everyone's going to be an asshole today.
tommyrot - Sep 17, 2009 9:41:13 am PDT #9438 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's a company that produces targets for military and police firing ranges - they now have zombie targets! [link]
Boing Boing sez:
Law Enforcement Targets does a handsome line of shooting range zombie targets, including several in inexplicable Nazi uniforms. Good practice, I suppose, for the forthcoming Nazi zombie uprising.
Vortex - Sep 17, 2009 9:42:18 am PDT #9439 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Har. In light of the fact that I saw Inglorious Basterds last night, I can see that very well.
Kathy A - Sep 17, 2009 9:47:36 am PDT #9440 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I hate everything today.
Nothing stays where I put it--my purse keeps falling off my shoulder, my pants keep falling down my torso to my waistline and my shirt is too short today so I need them to stay above the bottom of my damn shirt damnit, and when I reached for the damn fried noodles at the salad bar I knocked over the hugeass pepper mill onto the floor, causing a big bang that made everyone look at me.
I hate today.
Gudanov - Sep 17, 2009 9:48:18 am PDT #9441 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I am so sorry Tino is stalking you today.
-t - Sep 17, 2009 9:50:56 am PDT #9442 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
There's just no way that the best tomato juice in the world is tomato juice you have to buy rather than making it yourself from the tomatoes in your backyard (or balcony or kitchen window or whatever. I love you, Ferry Building, but, no. I don't even like tomatoes, but I know that much.
Tom Scola - Sep 17, 2009 9:52:34 am PDT #9443 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
msbelle - Sep 17, 2009 9:55:03 am PDT #9444 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
hilarious, and sad. oh Mets.