I stopped my twice monthly housecleaner since the bugs, but I can't wait to start her back again. She does the kitchen floor and counters, the bathroom, and vacuums all the rugs. Most visits she does one other thing that I've asked be done: clean out fridge, dust, windows, kitchen cabinets. It's awesome.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
So I checked while I was out at lunch, and apparently everyone's going to be an asshole today.
There's a company that produces targets for military and police firing ranges - they now have zombie targets! [link]
Boing Boing sez:
Law Enforcement Targets does a handsome line of shooting range zombie targets, including several in inexplicable Nazi uniforms. Good practice, I suppose, for the forthcoming Nazi zombie uprising.
Har. In light of the fact that I saw Inglorious Basterds last night, I can see that very well.
I hate everything today.
Nothing stays where I put it--my purse keeps falling off my shoulder, my pants keep falling down my torso to my waistline and my shirt is too short today so I need them to stay above the bottom of my damn shirt damnit, and when I reached for the damn fried noodles at the salad bar I knocked over the hugeass pepper mill onto the floor, causing a big bang that made everyone look at me.
I hate today.
I am so sorry Tino is stalking you today.
There's just no way that the best tomato juice in the world is tomato juice you have to buy rather than making it yourself from the tomatoes in your backyard (or balcony or kitchen window or whatever. I love you, Ferry Building, but, no. I don't even like tomatoes, but I know that much.
hilarious, and sad. oh Mets.
Rare Centuple Play Ends Mets' Season
Bwah! Also, oh my poor Mets.