Oh dear god, allyson!!
Tell him "Gee, why do you ask? Wait! I know!! It's because you're such a pencil-dicked douchnozzle that a woman would have to be a pseudocorpse for you to feel secure enough to get some wood."
Ugh. But I mety bf on OKC. People there aren't all troglydytes.
I just browsed through OK Cupid. Man, the guys in LA are wordy and existentially angsty. I just messaged a guy who filters out women over 38 (his age). I felt ornery. He views my profile, but he hasn't replied to me yet. My profile is very brief compared to everyone else's.
Half of what I get is abusive about my weight. It's really weird.
My current conversation is about my migraines (it's kinda my handle) and cutting out citric acid to see if that has an effect. That's the sort of conversing I do. I'm a real babe, sex magnet.
The main thing that keeps me from listing myself on OKCupid or some such is not being able to think of what to write in my profile. I cannot describe myself without stepping back and thinking, well, I wouldn't date me...
Men can be REALLY ANGRY about weight. Like, they're offended I exist. I have no idea how to respond. I think to myself, "I've written two books. One is published. I've had characters named after me on television shows. I've had lunch with a physics Nobel, and hang out with some of the finest scientists in the US. I've raised over 100K for various charities in the last ten years....and really, you wish I didn't exist because I wear size 14 jeans. What the fuck have YOU done with your life?"
WTF is that?
People are amazingly ragey and asshatty. And they can't accept that anyone other than their vision is real.
Today, K was driving and at a red light. She was turning right. The asshole behind her had his window down and was yelling invective and abuse about her not turning (in spite of the pedestrian in the cross walk). When the light turned green, she turned right. He swerved out in front of her, slammed on his breaks to block her and got out of his car to confront her. She took his picture with her blackberry, which inflamed him more. And the whole time, she wanted to be like, WTF is your problem? (she was also tempted to get out of the car and krav him. This is why krav is no good for her).
What is WRONG with people?
This is why krav is no good for her
But she didn't krav him! So it's good! How are her classes going? God, I miss teaching.