This is why krav is no good for her
But she didn't krav him! So it's good! How are her classes going? God, I miss teaching.
Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 6:36:31 pm PDT #9287 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2009 6:37:33 pm PDT #9288 of 30001
brillig
So, what IS that atom on Allyson's neck?
meara - Sep 16, 2009 6:37:58 pm PDT #9289 of 30001
Ugh. I'm glad the dykes on OKCupid aren't assholes. They're just kind of a pathetic lot...(I mean, the ones that email me tend to be me going "...er, no I really don't feel any desire to write back and don't understand why you wrote in the first place, though it is mostly coherent, it doesn't show you read what I'm into at all...").
And I just went on and looked all over...and the only person I was interested in emailing lived in Mesa, Arizona. Sigh.
§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 6:39:44 pm PDT #9290 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat - Sep 16, 2009 6:39:47 pm PDT #9291 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita, she didn't krav him this time. She did krav someone at hockey, though. It ended with a 40-year-old guy on the ice crying.
She likes level 2, but misses morning classes. The truth is, it's hard for either of us to do anything at night. Which reminds me, I should go yogaglo.
§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 6:40:25 pm PDT #9292 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It ended with a 40-year-old guy on the ice crying
I'm sorry I missed that. Nobody should mess with her, and now they're going to pay.
Liese S. - Sep 16, 2009 6:40:36 pm PDT #9293 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Craziness. And scary!
We have less confrontation here in the boonies. Like, we just got a speeding ticket, and it was all entirely without seeing or speaking to anyone. Handy.
But we knew it was coming, because we saw the camera flash as we went by. But it's stupid! It's 35 there because there was a development going in. But the development failed and no one actually lives there! So it's a 35 mph speed limit in the middle of a totally empty highway. Which we knew, yes, and we were speeding, yes, so we'll pay. But sheesh.
Connie Neil - Sep 16, 2009 6:41:03 pm PDT #9294 of 30001
brillig
Thank you, ita, Hubby was peering at it and going "I know that atom. To the periodic table!"
msbelle - Sep 16, 2009 6:41:18 pm PDT #9295 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
things shared on the adoption blog that killed me ded.
girls playing a game that has questions on cards. question is: "What is the best thing about your childhood?"
adopted daughter, been here more than a year asks: "What is childhood?"
That is kill me #1.
Childhood is explained as her life now and when she was younger, all the years she is a child.
Without a beat she says "having parents."
DED.
bon bon - Sep 16, 2009 6:53:16 pm PDT #9296 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.