Add a hair salon and Hec would never leave.
You'd also need a deli serving muffaletas.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 14, 2009 9:40:10 am PDT #8735 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DavidS - Sep 14, 2009 9:40:46 am PDT #8736 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Add a hair salon and Hec would never leave.
They'd have to have a punk rock night at the park pretty often.
tommyrot - Sep 14, 2009 9:40:48 am PDT #8737 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As long as the tiki bar and hair salon did not have any cats.
DavidS - Sep 14, 2009 9:41:48 am PDT #8738 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You'd also need a deli serving muffaletas.
Man, I barely get that in San Francisco.
I mean, I can get a decent muffaleta but the bread's not right.
DavidS - Sep 14, 2009 9:42:46 am PDT #8739 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
As long as the tiki bar and hair salon did not have any cats.
Cats are not a common feature in tiki bars as the indoor monsoon feature and the faux lava flow volcano tend to make them jumpy. Far better to sit in the sunny window of a bookstore.
Polter-Cow - Sep 14, 2009 9:44:44 am PDT #8740 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ooh, I have just discovered TeeFury, which sells one shirt a day for $9 + $2 shipping. Sadly, I have already missed out on Spacebook and Unicornasaurus.
And Yoda the Grouch. And Sitar Hero! Man. So many cool shirts I desire that I cannot have.
-t - Sep 14, 2009 9:46:04 am PDT #8741 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I mean, I can get a decent muffaleta but the bread's not right.
There's a place in San Jose that flies in Leidenheimer bread.
Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2009 9:51:08 am PDT #8742 of 30001
brillig
Frozen cookies can hurt, dude. And also very distract-y.
A Trefoil could make an awesome shirikin.
juliana - Sep 14, 2009 9:51:44 am PDT #8743 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I mean, I can get a decent muffaleta but the bread's not right.
When we start serving muffaletta at Starbelly next month, you'll have to come down and make your pronunciation on its tastiness (actually, you guys should come down and nosh sooner).
Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2009 9:51:58 am PDT #8744 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I mean, I can get a decent muffaleta but the bread's not right.
But does it have olives?
Runs away