can you use the coworker for a reference?

"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

That sounds like it would make the Woo Second Amendment I Love Guns! people happy.

To me, it sounds like it could mean anything. From a militia to Girl Scouts.

I'm not sure how the Girl Scouts could be just as powerful as the military. Unless they've all earned their Marksmanship and Heavy Artillery badges.

Frozen cookies can hurt, dude. And also very distract-y.

Dylan's Candy Bar also sells candy-flavored bath products at Sephora. WAY not my thing in terms of flavors, but adorable packaging.

IOWonderfulN, the CupcakeStop.com truck is currently RIGHT OUTSIDE MY OFFICE. So I bought a dozen mini cupcakes for my department. I feel a cupcake truck outside my office is a worthy cause and one I should donate to frequently.

See, that's the craxy fun...I'm surprised Michael Steele hasn't called it O's posse yet...posse must *really* be passe.

Since the first step would be admitting to being an asshole, I fear there wouldn't be much in the way of voluntary rehab as asshole's often seem to be clueless about their own assholedom.

OUR first step would be "You've been sent to asshole rehab, now why in the hell do you think that is?"

They'd spend a good ten days bellowing at eachother over that while I roll around in cash like Scrooge McDuck.

Hey, I know my people.

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Obama's "National Security Force" is a Glenn Beck rumor. A Bogeyman to scare the Right.

Makes me feel less bad about friending these guys on Facebook: [link]

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Dylan's Candy Bar always looks better in pictures than irl to me. It's sort of... run down? And they need to have samples.

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Feel better, kitty!

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Holy shit, I just found a minor league baseball park with it's own tiki bar. It's in Clearwater, FL near Tampa/St. Pete.

Undoubtedly, the signature feature at Bright House Field is the 50-foot long tiki bar that beckons fans to left field. Officially dubbed the Frenchy's Tiki Pavilion, it’s a full service bar with enough room to seat 75 fans and has an additional five tiers of barstool seating descending between it and the outfield wall that can accommodate approximately 175. Prior to 2009, the tiki’s terrace was available on a first-come, first-serve basis, but it now requires a ticket. The nearby three sections of tiered picnic table terrace seating have always required the purchase of a ticket from the box office.

Before or after the game, the tiki bar is the place to be. Its seats start filling up shortly after the ballpark’s gates open – 2½ hours before first pitch – and the party continues there well after the game, when live music frequently accompanies the free flow of alcohol that is consumed until closing time, which varies as the bar stays open until the crowd starts to dwindle. That’s generally between 1-2 hours after the last out, with the good times rolling the longest on the weekends.

Holy shit, I just found a minor league baseball park with it's own tiki bar.

Add a hair salon and Hec would never leave.