No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2009 8:28:23 am PDT #8704 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe we could take "smoke breaks" together while I'm in Snarky Bitch rehab, SH.


Barb - Sep 14, 2009 8:29:32 am PDT #8705 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Maybe we could take "smoke breaks" together while I'm in Snarky Bitch rehab, SH.

Now, why on earth would you need rehab for that?

Signed,

Fellow Snarky Bitch.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2009 8:37:44 am PDT #8706 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Actually, someone could make a MINT if they founded an asshole rehab.

That would probably require asshole interventions of some kind.

Since the first step would be admitting to being an asshole, I fear there wouldn't be much in the way of voluntary rehab as asshole's often seem to be clueless about their own assholedom.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 14, 2009 8:41:00 am PDT #8707 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

(sigh) And they'd be getting some money from me. No matter how hard I try, I fall off the nice-person wagon, someone gets the backside of my hand (verbally), and then I spend weeks attempting to recover from being a jackass.

Some people need a verbal backhanding. People dealing out the deserved treatement are performing a public service, not being assholes.

Also, I see a huge margin of difference between jackassery and assholedom, but that may just be me.


Dana - Sep 14, 2009 8:44:43 am PDT #8708 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If I met with an HR person for five minutes during an interview, a short thank you e-mail is appropriate, right?


DavidS - Sep 14, 2009 8:44:44 am PDT #8709 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Poking head (with makeup! and a whole hair-do!)

I can't even imagine you in makeup and a hair-do. I guess you better take a billion beaming pictures. Happy Nuptials!


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2009 8:45:01 am PDT #8710 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Fred Pete, I hope Rigatoni -- or Seamus, if it's him -- gets to feeling better. But if he really is sick, the best place for him his the vet, so he can get medication and maybe fluids. I hope he's back in Snoopervisor mode soon.


quester - Sep 14, 2009 8:49:41 am PDT #8711 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

health~ma to ailing pets and relatives!

Congrats to Allyson on another milestone!

I was wondering if there was an existing list of Buffista authored tomes somewhere? I'm not buying books or anything else much until I get a job, but once I have money to throw around I would love to have a whole shelf or two to point at and say "My imaginary friends wrote those! How cool are they?"


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2009 8:55:39 am PDT #8712 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who likes candy?!?

Dylans Candy Bar

Three floors of sugar om nom nom on 3rd Avenue and 60th street in New York City

Damn. I can feel my teeth rotting just thinking about going here....


Kathy A - Sep 14, 2009 8:57:15 am PDT #8713 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

An interesting collage of teabaggers' protest signs from this weekend.

Most of them are rehashing the old canards (birthers, racists, gun rights, etc.), but I'm puzzled over the idea of Obama's "national security force." Does anyone know what this is supposed to be?