Actually, someone could make a MINT if they founded an asshole rehab.
(sigh) And they'd be getting some money from me. No matter how hard I try, I fall off the nice-person wagon, someone gets the backside of my hand (verbally), and then I spend weeks attempting to recover from being a jackass.
It's my version of the vodka bottle most of my family has crawled in to.
Maybe we could take "smoke breaks" together while I'm in Snarky Bitch rehab, SH.
Maybe we could take "smoke breaks" together while I'm in Snarky Bitch rehab, SH.
Now, why on earth would you need rehab for that?
Signed,
Fellow Snarky Bitch.
Actually, someone could make a MINT if they founded an asshole rehab.
That would probably require asshole interventions of some kind.
Since the first step would be admitting to being an asshole, I fear there wouldn't be much in the way of voluntary rehab as asshole's often seem to be clueless about their own assholedom.
(sigh) And they'd be getting some money from me. No matter how hard I try, I fall off the nice-person wagon, someone gets the backside of my hand (verbally), and then I spend weeks attempting to recover from being a jackass.
Some people need a verbal backhanding. People dealing out the deserved treatement are performing a public service, not being assholes.
Also, I see a huge margin of difference between jackassery and assholedom, but that may just be me.
If I met with an HR person for five minutes during an interview, a short thank you e-mail is appropriate, right?
Poking head (with makeup! and a whole hair-do!)
I can't even imagine you in makeup and a hair-do. I guess you better take a billion beaming pictures. Happy Nuptials!
Fred Pete, I hope Rigatoni -- or Seamus, if it's him -- gets to feeling better. But if he really is sick, the best place for him his the vet, so he can get medication and maybe fluids. I hope he's back in Snoopervisor mode soon.
health~ma to ailing pets and relatives!
Congrats to Allyson on another milestone!
I was wondering if there was an existing list of Buffista authored tomes somewhere? I'm not buying books or anything else much until I get a job, but once I have money to throw around I would love to have a whole shelf or two to point at and say "My imaginary friends wrote those! How cool are they?"
Who likes candy?!?
Dylans Candy Bar
Three floors of sugar om nom nom on 3rd Avenue and 60th street in New York City
Damn. I can feel my teeth rotting just thinking about going here....