Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - Sep 14, 2009 7:30:36 am PDT #8676 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Mazal Tov, Nilly!

Happy birthday, Billy!

I love Pink and Kelly, too!


Amy - Sep 14, 2009 7:30:39 am PDT #8677 of 30001
Because books.

I would draw angry hearts all around them.

God, yes. Awesome.


smonster - Sep 14, 2009 7:31:43 am PDT #8678 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Now want Kelly Clarkson and Pink duet about Assholes.

Brilliant!


Fred Pete - Sep 14, 2009 7:31:56 am PDT #8679 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congrats, Bride Nilly!


Kathy A - Sep 14, 2009 7:33:52 am PDT #8680 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Man, I wish I could afford this:

As part of its 50th anniversary celebration, Second City is hosting a reunion of the cast members of SCTV (Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Catherine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, Martin Short and Dave Thomas) on Friday, December 11. Tickets go on sale today at 10am (see the Second City 50th anniversary page for details), and range from a standard ticket price of $175 to a VIP package for $750.


erikaj - Sep 14, 2009 7:34:56 am PDT #8681 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Pink's great. And I really didn't know Kelly had it in her.


Jesse - Sep 14, 2009 7:35:08 am PDT #8682 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow, I just got the nicest email from a coworker. I wish I could just forward it along with my resume when I'm applying for jobs....


Glamcookie - Sep 14, 2009 7:35:09 am PDT #8683 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy wedding day, Nilly and husband!

I wish Kanye would stop acting a fool at these things. It makes it difficult to be an out Kanye music fan, which I am. If you can't handle it, just stay home, dude!


Fred Pete - Sep 14, 2009 7:37:12 am PDT #8684 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'd also like to ask for some health~ma for Rigatoni. Either he or Seamus has vomited at least twice since yesterday morning. And while Seamus is acting like his usual sweet self, Rigatoni has taken to hanging out in out-of-the-way places and resting a lot. Which is very out of character for the bundle of energy who has to be so far into the middle of everything that we call him the Snoopervisor.

He has a vet appointment for tomorrow evening. Though we may take him in tonight if he isn't acting more like himself.

It doesn't help that Hubs is still grieving deeply over Teddy.


Allyson - Sep 14, 2009 7:40:41 am PDT #8685 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Book is sent off to Kate. Bye bye, first fiction book.

Now I shall sit and wait. And wait. And wait.

And try to not throw up.