Velociraptors in the 100 acre woods. That's just fanfic waiting to happen.
No! Major Motion Picture! Staring George Clooney! Who tries to save Piglet! But he fails! Because if you show Piglet and a Velociraptor in Act I, you have to show Piglet getting eaten in Act III! (Unless the screenplay is by Chekhov, in which case the eating happens off-camera!)
Another cute-yet-freaky baby: [link]
Really it's a win-win to move the funding. The Velociraptors will pick off the weak members of the herd, but the increased sex will make up for it.
When I said this I just wanted to clarify, nobody is talking about using Velociraptors to eat the sick and elderly to save costs in the health care reform effort.
I totally am. I'm tired of the sick and elderly. "Cough cough bitch bitch back in my day..."
Well it's our day now, Grandpa! Now take this piece of steak to that cranky-looking lizard and shaddup!
Now take this piece of steak to that cranky-looking lizard and shaddup!
Making this Pay-Per-View could raise money for health care for the remaining elderly. Or a luxury-car tax-credit for the non-elderly.
These look so cool! Prototype airless vehicle tires
As we have reported before, the idea of an airless tire (or "tweel") is at least as old as the 1930s. Still, these photos of prototype non-pneumatic tires under development for the US military by Resilient Technologies, LLC, are pretty sick. Gimme!
That velociraptors in trees story has me picturing Snoopy in his tree, doing his vulture imitation.
When I said this I just wanted to clarify, nobody is talking about using Velociraptors to eat the sick and elderly to save costs in the health care reform effort.
Though fiscally speaking, it would be irresponsible not to consider it.
I think Americans have every reason to be concerned about health care reform when it has been suggested that some of the costs will be paid for by freeding the elderly to velociraptors on pay-per-view TV.
I'm tired of the sick and elderly. "Cough cough bitch bitch back in my day..."
Well it's our day now, Grandpa! Now take this piece of steak to that cranky-looking lizard and shaddup!
Stop looking at me that way. Y'all ARE wee children, yes - but NO DINOSAURS PLZKTHNKXBYE.