I'm tired of the sick and elderly. "Cough cough bitch bitch back in my day..."
Well it's our day now, Grandpa! Now take this piece of steak to that cranky-looking lizard and shaddup!
Stop looking at me that way. Y'all ARE wee children, yes - but NO DINOSAURS PLZKTHNKXBYE.
When I said this I just wanted to clarify, nobody is talking about using Velociraptors to eat the sick and elderly to save costs in the health care reform effort.
I seem to be Linky McLinkerson today but...this made me think of Serie 7, a darkly entertaining mockumentary about a deadly reality show.
Given remake fever these days, I can see someone pitching, "It's Series 7 meets Jurassic Park. Box office GOLD."
Well it's our day now, Grandpa! Now take this piece of steak to that cranky-looking lizard and shaddup!
Just to be clear...
...no, I haven't logged in as Aims again.
That was very "You-ish" of me, wasn't it?
That was very "You-ish" of me, wasn't it?
I'm rubbing off on you.
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So...many...filthy...jokes...
Oh ew ew ew ew!! Guh - ross.
Sniff. You guys are just beautiful.
Sniff. You guys are just beautiful.
...in the same manner as childbirth, I assume. Bloody, with a lot of screaming, but still...er..."beautiful."
Aw...or something.
I'm never going to find anyone to be gross with.
There's a sick and gross partner for everyone erika.
Someday, your prince will ride up on a snot-covered horse. He will dismount, step in a pile of shit and say "MOTHERFUCKER!" over and over again.