Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Sep 10, 2009 11:20:58 am PDT #7895 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Just when I thought Velociraptors couldn't get any cooler. Where is the government spending for reconstructing this species from DNA?


Aims - Sep 10, 2009 11:22:30 am PDT #7896 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Abstinence only programs.


Gudanov - Sep 10, 2009 11:25:47 am PDT #7897 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Abstinence only programs.

Really it's a win-win to move the funding. The Velociraptors will pick off the weak members of the herd, but the increased sex will make up for it.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2009 11:26:02 am PDT #7898 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But she's talking about the Nadal semifinal.

I thought it was the Tsonga match.

The "red meat" comment was way objectifying beyond anything they said during their "big babe" run, but there's no way we'll hear anywhere near as much of it. Been and done, I'm sure.


DavidS - Sep 10, 2009 11:29:00 am PDT #7899 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Paleontologists now believe that the predatory dinosaurs climbed trees, where they would wait to pounce on their prey.

Wasn't this Piglet's great fear?


Gudanov - Sep 10, 2009 11:30:11 am PDT #7900 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Wasn't this Piglet's great fear?

Velociraptors in the 100 acre woods. That's just fanfic waiting to happen.


beekaytee - Sep 10, 2009 11:30:48 am PDT #7901 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

That's just fanfic waiting to happen.

I can SO see that cartoon.


Theodosia - Sep 10, 2009 11:31:17 am PDT #7902 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Velociraptors In Trees would be a great band name, though.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2009 11:32:50 am PDT #7903 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Velociraptors in the 100 acre woods. That's just fanfic waiting to happen.

No! Major Motion Picture! Staring George Clooney! Who tries to save Piglet! But he fails! Because if you show Piglet and a Velociraptor in Act I, you have to show Piglet getting eaten in Act III! (Unless the screenplay is by Chekhov, in which case the eating happens off-camera!)


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2009 11:33:30 am PDT #7904 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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