There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Sep 10, 2009 11:04:20 am PDT #7889 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Really?

Ha! (in re: MJF)


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2009 11:11:20 am PDT #7890 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Have they rerun the finale yet? Maybe I can watch the last 15 minutes or so.

Should be next week. It's pretty good. The last 15 minutes should be sufficient.

Mary Jo Fernandez is now talking about Big Boy Tennis.

Equality at last! I must go look!


Dana - Sep 10, 2009 11:11:29 am PDT #7891 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ha! (in re: MJF)

It's not a special feature like the "Big Babe Tennis" was. But she's talking about the Nadal semifinal. She also referred to it as a "red meat" match.


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2009 11:12:54 am PDT #7892 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A collection of photos of Teabaggers with misspelled signs: [link]

(Although I can't figure out why the 4th photo is in there, unless it's because it has a really fat person in it.)


tommyrot - Sep 10, 2009 11:16:34 am PDT #7893 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Beware of Velociraptor Attacks from Above

If you still have nightmares about the fleet-footed Velociraptors from Jurassic Park, here is yet another reason to fear them. Paleontologists now believe that the predatory dinosaurs climbed trees, where they would wait to pounce on their prey.

Phil Manning of the University of Manchester has been examining the biomechanics of raptors, with an especial focus on the dinosaurs' claws, which Manning previously found were sharp enough to puncture skin, but probably could not tear it open. Manning now believes that the claws were better suited to climbing trees than ripping open prey, with the Velociraptor waiting for prey to appear below them and then leaping down, hooking its claws into a hapless animal and delivering a killing blow with its powerful teeth.


Aims - Sep 10, 2009 11:18:00 am PDT #7894 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Really the only ones that need to be afraid of Velociraptors in Trees are those what believe in Intelligent Design.


Gudanov - Sep 10, 2009 11:20:58 am PDT #7895 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Just when I thought Velociraptors couldn't get any cooler. Where is the government spending for reconstructing this species from DNA?


Aims - Sep 10, 2009 11:22:30 am PDT #7896 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Abstinence only programs.


Gudanov - Sep 10, 2009 11:25:47 am PDT #7897 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Abstinence only programs.

Really it's a win-win to move the funding. The Velociraptors will pick off the weak members of the herd, but the increased sex will make up for it.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2009 11:26:02 am PDT #7898 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But she's talking about the Nadal semifinal.

I thought it was the Tsonga match.

The "red meat" comment was way objectifying beyond anything they said during their "big babe" run, but there's no way we'll hear anywhere near as much of it. Been and done, I'm sure.