Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2009 3:29:30 pm PDT #7662 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You know, he's the damn POTUS. If he wants to open a can of whoop-ass and tell Congress "Stop fucking with me," ain't no one going to stop him. IJS.

That assmunch Boehner looks like he ate a bile-soaked lemon.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2009 3:30:04 pm PDT #7663 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have watched that, Dana. But I did. Now I can't unwatch it.

I can't imagine what the crowd must feel like to Wozniacki. She said she knew it wasn't that it was against her, just that it was for Oudin. Still, it's a pretty monumental delta. Must be hard for the kid. She's only two years older than Oudin--and having her best year ever too. Played more matches than any of the other women, and won more too. But, like Clisters' amazing comeback, completely overshadowed by the American phenom.


quester - Sep 09, 2009 3:30:21 pm PDT #7664 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

That assmunch Boehner looks like he ate a bile-soaked lemon.

That was what he had for lunch.


sarameg - Sep 09, 2009 3:31:13 pm PDT #7665 of 30001

[link]

Press release video, several of my good friends (and dear bosses) in there. Plus, pretty!

Can now do 200m in a go. Woohoo!


Jesse - Sep 09, 2009 3:31:29 pm PDT #7666 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm watching CBS and Katie Couric and Bob Schieffer just had a completely inane conversation about how Obama should lay off on the kissing during flu season.

I heard on NPR this morning about how they are trying to discourage the kissing in France. Of course the high school kid they interviewed was all, "Of course we'll still do it! Just more carefully..."


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2009 3:32:28 pm PDT #7667 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's not the kissing that'll do you in; it's the wanton licking of other people's keyboards and phones.

Don't deny that you do it.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2009 3:32:59 pm PDT #7668 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Don't deny that you do it.

Hey, only at the Apple Store! They're clean!


Jessica - Sep 09, 2009 3:37:23 pm PDT #7669 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Were people just applauding misinformation?


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2009 3:39:10 pm PDT #7670 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think they were applauding the fact that Obama *called out* the misinformation.

While I was typing that, did someone just yell out "Lie!" at Obama's statement about illegal immigrants? What the shit???


Jessica - Sep 09, 2009 3:40:10 pm PDT #7671 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"Federal conscience laws" MY LIBERAL FEMINIST ASS.

I mostly liked this speech until about ten seconds ago. Now I'm angry again.