Calli, there are also fire proof mats that are designed to go underneath bbq grills that might work for you.

here are also fire proof mats that are designed to go underneath bbq grills

Ooooh, that sounds much easier to move around than bricks. Thanks! [runs off to google]

Calli: [link]

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. But there's a space away from the trees, near a creek, that would probably be ok.

And just don't throw everything flammable you can find in there, and you should be OK. Seriously, it was like cardboard boxes from a large furniture delivery or something. I dunno.

I don't want to sound alarmist, but it has been raining steadily and hard for two days here in Eastern Iowa. Sorta like last year when there was a big flood. I'm watching the ironically named Dry Creek slowly consume the woods behind my sisters house.

Does anyone know how to build an ark? I just want to be ready, in case.

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Does anyone know how to build an ark?

There's this book that will give you the dimensions, but it's a little vague on the actual construction details.

By the way, a cubit is 2.1872266 meters.

Thanks, Vortex!

Yes, Jesse, that makes sense, thanks. I watched some neighbors attempt to burn several years of financial documents on their hibachi once, and it was kind of scary. Sure, their identity's safe, but they wouldn't care if their home was a smoking ruin.

By the way, a cubit is 2.1872266 meters.

When playing Cubit, don't jump on a square with a snake.