I don' t know, one of my cats and my dog seem to have figured out that the red dot is connected to the thing in my hand in some way.

I think my cat has sussed it out. My laser pointer is on a keychain, and she knows enough to come running if I jiggle that. Then once she gets bored with the red dot she comes over and start headbutting my had with the pointer in it.

Then there are mayonnaise sandwiches. Mayonnaise on bread is not a sandwich, it's a step on the way to a sandwich.

I had NO IDEA that there were people other than my youngest brother who had those. . .of course, his were butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

I used to babysit a kid who had mustard sandwiches. Which was problematic as I had to make them, and I had a fear of mustard.

and I had a fear of mustard.

::raises eyebrow::

::raises eyebrow::

Dijon, I am totally okay with. It's just the bright yellow stuff.

I would freak out if it got on me or my food. I now will occassionally eat it, but I am very careful about having to touch it.

Last night, in True Blood, there was a shot involving someone licking mustard off another person. It totally gave me the willies.

Does anyone have anything good to say about the Palm Treo Pro?

It's just the bright yellow stuff.

That stuff is just wrong, I tell you. I accept other people eat it. But only so much as I accept they eat celery, the root of the devil. Stalk of the devil. Something devilish.

It's just the bright yellow stuff.

I knew a girl in college who would have a gag reflex if you even mentioned the word "mayonnaise."

Next on Jerry Springer: Issues with Condiments! Should Miracle Whip be renamed Diabolical Whip?!

root of the devil. Stalk of the devil

I thought that was something else.

Well crap. I just got an email that I won't be getting the job I interviewed for. I had 2 interviews so I got my hopes up.

Crap. Now I have to go to bed and try not to think about it.