That woman is a size 12 or 14? That photo is totally ensmallening, belly rolls or not.
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What Jesse said. I'm a 12-14, and that woman is either sucking it in or Photoshopped.
And or angles and etc. BUT STILL.
Still, yay flabby and whatever.
Hey, I'm a 12 and I am only 5'4.
The dip from the little belly roll up to her ribcage just does not look like normal human anatomy.
And to answer their other question - yes, I've been to enough gym locker rooms and women-only spas to know what "normal" looks like beyond my own skin.
Oh, the other jokes got robbed! Here are the ones I'd put over the hedgehog joke:
• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
The dip from the little belly roll up to her ribcage just does not look like normal human anatomy.
Eh, I've got that, when sucking it in a little. Big rib cage. Which is why, along with my shoulders, I won't get much smaller than a 12 or so on top, no matter what I lose. Bottom is a different story entirely. She's curvier from the waist down than I, but I'm curvier up top.
2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
I think these were my favorites.
I think these were my favorites.
::knucklebumps P-Cow for non-orthogonality of humor taste::
We are congruent!
In this instance.
Those were my favorites too, so now I think that counts as empirical data.