What Jesse said. I'm a 12-14, and that woman is either sucking it in or Photoshopped.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
And or angles and etc. BUT STILL.
Still, yay flabby and whatever.
Hey, I'm a 12 and I am only 5'4.
The dip from the little belly roll up to her ribcage just does not look like normal human anatomy.
And to answer their other question - yes, I've been to enough gym locker rooms and women-only spas to know what "normal" looks like beyond my own skin.
Oh, the other jokes got robbed! Here are the ones I'd put over the hedgehog joke:
• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
The dip from the little belly roll up to her ribcage just does not look like normal human anatomy.
Eh, I've got that, when sucking it in a little. Big rib cage. Which is why, along with my shoulders, I won't get much smaller than a 12 or so on top, no matter what I lose. Bottom is a different story entirely. She's curvier from the waist down than I, but I'm curvier up top.
2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
I think these were my favorites.
I think these were my favorites.
::knucklebumps P-Cow for non-orthogonality of humor taste::
We are congruent!
In this instance.
Those were my favorites too, so now I think that counts as empirical data.
I wonder if us pet-owners don't do our pets a disservice when we buy laser-toys for our pets. Sure, they get some enjoyment and exercise from them, but as they continuously chase the red dot that they can't ever catch, but instead see the red dot mysteriously appear on top of the paw that by all rights should be pinning it to the ground, they must realize that their perception of reality is at some level fundamentally flawed.
I mean, that can't be good, right?