There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 24, 2009 4:48:27 pm PDT #5421 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What Jesse said. I'm a 12-14, and that woman is either sucking it in or Photoshopped.


Jesse - Aug 24, 2009 4:49:53 pm PDT #5422 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And or angles and etc. BUT STILL.

Still, yay flabby and whatever.


Scrappy - Aug 24, 2009 4:51:57 pm PDT #5423 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hey, I'm a 12 and I am only 5'4.


Jessica - Aug 24, 2009 4:53:38 pm PDT #5424 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The dip from the little belly roll up to her ribcage just does not look like normal human anatomy.

And to answer their other question - yes, I've been to enough gym locker rooms and women-only spas to know what "normal" looks like beyond my own skin.


DavidS - Aug 24, 2009 4:54:42 pm PDT #5425 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, the other jokes got robbed! Here are the ones I'd put over the hedgehog joke:

• 2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

• 5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

• 7) Marcus Brigstocke - "To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

• 8) Rhod Gilbert - "A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."


sarameg - Aug 24, 2009 5:02:44 pm PDT #5426 of 30001

The dip from the little belly roll up to her ribcage just does not look like normal human anatomy.

Eh, I've got that, when sucking it in a little. Big rib cage. Which is why, along with my shoulders, I won't get much smaller than a 12 or so on top, no matter what I lose. Bottom is a different story entirely. She's curvier from the waist down than I, but I'm curvier up top.


Polter-Cow - Aug 24, 2009 5:04:48 pm PDT #5427 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

2) Paddy Lennox - "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

5) Jack Whitehall - "I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."

I think these were my favorites.


DavidS - Aug 24, 2009 5:10:37 pm PDT #5428 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think these were my favorites.

::knucklebumps P-Cow for non-orthogonality of humor taste::

We are congruent!

In this instance.


brenda m - Aug 24, 2009 5:13:53 pm PDT #5429 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Those were my favorites too, so now I think that counts as empirical data.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2009 5:18:42 pm PDT #5430 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder if us pet-owners don't do our pets a disservice when we buy laser-toys for our pets. Sure, they get some enjoyment and exercise from them, but as they continuously chase the red dot that they can't ever catch, but instead see the red dot mysteriously appear on top of the paw that by all rights should be pinning it to the ground, they must realize that their perception of reality is at some level fundamentally flawed.

I mean, that can't be good, right?