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Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2009 6:06:19 am PDT #437 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow, I had no idea Ireland was so awesome! Goat's crowning as king of Ireland in doubt

DUBLIN (Reuters) - The annual crowning of a goat as king of Ireland at one of the country's oldest fairs is in doubt after organizers said the heir to the throne may be stopped from traveling to the festival.

Traditionally a male goat is caught in the mountains of Kerry in southern Ireland and paraded through the town of Killorglin where he reigns for the three days of Puck Fair, a centuries-old festival of drinking, music and dancing.

Locals may have to desperately trek the nearby hills after this year's chosen animal from the Northern Ireland town of Ballycastle could only get a four-day license for the trip south of the border.

"It takes at least a day to bring a goat from Ballycastle to Killorglan and the goat is on the stand for three days. It's not possible to do that within the four days," Puck Fair chairman Declan Mangan told state radio station RTE.

"The people in Ballycastle are looking for another goat who would be able to come for an extended trip to Kerry. In the meantime we have to look around the mountains here just incase."

Mangan said time is already running out for the local goat catcher to find a replacement for the fair which always falls on August 10-12, despite having origins that are not totally known.

"Our problem is if we don't get a goat from the north pretty quick, our goat catch Frank Joy will have to go out onto the mountains and usually he is out for two or three weeks looking for a suitable goat," Mangan said.

However the panic could be good news for one lucky goat.

"If you are a goat here in the mountains of Kerry, you could well end up being the King Of Ireland for the three days of Puck," Mangan added.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2009 6:13:33 am PDT #438 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

WTF? Land mine left in Goodwill donation box

ARVADA, Colorado - A land mine found in a suburban Denver Goodwill donation box forced the evacuation of a strip mall.

The rectangular, olive-green box with the words "Front Toward Enemy" raised the suspicions of Goodwill workers Tuesday.

Arvada police say the Claymore land mine didn't go off in the donation box and no one was hurt. A bomb squad disposed of the device.

Police Sgt. Jeff Monzingo says it's unclear whether the device was operational or where it came from. No suspects have been identified.

Claymore mines were widely used during the Vietnam war.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2009 6:22:35 am PDT #439 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

New Jerseyistas - what the hell is going on with your state today???

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The headlines all read like the first lines of a bad joke.


Theodosia - Jul 23, 2009 6:23:08 am PDT #440 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In my defense, I totally thought it was a toy Claymore.


tommyrot - Jul 23, 2009 6:26:42 am PDT #441 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In my defense, I totally thought it was a toy Claymore.

Well, the toy Claymores have a label that says, "Front Towards Pretend Enemy."


-t - Jul 23, 2009 6:34:37 am PDT #442 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The headlines all read like the first lines of a bad joke.

So that was real. I heard a bit of that story on the radio as I was waking up and kind of assumed I was dreaming.


Theodosia - Jul 23, 2009 6:39:06 am PDT #443 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It would have been even better if the mayors and rabbis had been colluding.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2009 6:40:07 am PDT #444 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Apparently there is now also organ-selling involved:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32103250/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

You really can't make this shit up. And naturally I have a conference call during the press conference.


shrift - Jul 23, 2009 6:43:57 am PDT #445 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dana landed safely and is embarking on her European vacation. Meanwhile, I no longer own a car.


Trudy Booth - Jul 23, 2009 6:47:24 am PDT #446 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It would have been even better if the mayors and rabbis had been colluding.

Don't give up hope just yet!

Honestly, I'd think you'd have more faith in the Mob. It's like you're letting your Jersey cred slip, Theo.