The headlines all read like the first lines of a bad joke.
So that was real. I heard a bit of that story on the radio as I was waking up and kind of assumed I was dreaming.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jul 23, 2009 6:34:37 am PDT #442 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Theodosia - Jul 23, 2009 6:39:06 am PDT #443 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It would have been even better if the mayors and rabbis had been colluding.
Jessica - Jul 23, 2009 6:40:07 am PDT #444 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Apparently there is now also organ-selling involved:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32103250/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
You really can't make this shit up. And naturally I have a conference call during the press conference.
shrift - Jul 23, 2009 6:43:57 am PDT #445 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana landed safely and is embarking on her European vacation. Meanwhile, I no longer own a car.
Trudy Booth - Jul 23, 2009 6:47:24 am PDT #446 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It would have been even better if the mayors and rabbis had been colluding.
Don't give up hope just yet!
Honestly, I'd think you'd have more faith in the Mob. It's like you're letting your Jersey cred slip, Theo.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 23, 2009 6:53:29 am PDT #447 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Today is already on the FAIL list, and I am still in my PJs.
Mine too, compounded by the fact that I am *not* at home in my PJs.
Ugh!
Steph L. - Jul 23, 2009 6:59:45 am PDT #448 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Dana landed safely and is embarking on her European vacation. Meanwhile, I no longer own a car.
I know those 2 things aren't related, but I like to imagine that they are.
Kat - Jul 23, 2009 7:09:28 am PDT #449 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It does read like Dana sold shrift's car and took off for Europe on the profit.
tommyrot - Jul 23, 2009 7:24:22 am PDT #450 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How to make your own dog biscuits (people-edible too!): [link]
Allyson - Jul 23, 2009 7:25:02 am PDT #451 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My latest efforts in online dating have yielded hilarious results, but no actual dates.
For reasons unknown to me, I attract a ridiculous number of men who are tortured about their own sexuality and want to play dress up with me, or fetishists who want a "big" girl to play with when their wives aren't around.
I know not whether to laugh or cry, but there you go.