Two are on Top Chef: Masters on Bravo (Bayless and Keller) and Ripert shows up as a judge on Top Chef regularly as well as occasional eps of Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations on the Travel Channel. For me, I'd totally F: Ripert (the man is hot!), but it'd be hard for me to decide between Keller and Bayliss who to C and who to M. I'd probably M Bayliss just because he's a local Chicago guy.

Sorry, Hubert!

Though with these guys it's really all about the food. And the charm. And the food.

For Ripert, I'd also add The HAWT and The Ability To Introduce Me To Anthony Bourdain. Hence, F.

Octomom has regrets. Octomom: 'I Screwed Myself' (FIRST LOOK At Fox Trailer)

Octomom Nadya Suleman admits she "never" thought about the future and airs her deep regret for her latest round of multiple births in an interview that will air on Fox during a two-hour special, 'Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage,' on August 19.

"I screwed myself," she said. "I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids' lives...What was I thinking?"

The second clip contains footage of eight screaming babies writhing around on Suleman's bed as she attempts to feed them with only two arms.

F Eric Ripert
C Rick Bayless
M Hubert Keller

The F is no contest. Based on language and location, it's got to be Keller for the M.

for some reason, I cannot explain it. I regularly think Besh's face when I see Bayless' name. No sense.

I think I've figured out why I like rain so much. It's because it gives me a great excuse to avoid being around people.

"I screwed myself," she said. "I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids' lives...What was I thinking?"

There. That's better.

For me, I'd totally F: Ripert (the man is hot!), but it'd be hard for me to decide between Keller and Bayliss who to C and who to M. I'd probably M Bayliss just because he's a local Chicago guy.

We're all hilarious, because I was thinking I'd have to M Ripert because he lives in New York! Although I'm not that big on seafood. Hmmm.

I have no idea who these people are.

Totally. And with most of the first set I either just recognise the names or have no emotional response whatsoever. Well, I guess I think McCartney is cuter, but he married that skank, so ew.

Wore my Superman baby T to the ER in support of the big guy. How delusional. Still would chuck him, though.

They gave me my IV in the shoulder. How weird.

I don't have much to say about birthers, but I did notice in Ta-Nehisi Coates's blog a stat that "7% of those who voted for John McCain [in North Carolina] do not believe Hawaii to be a part of the United States." Now, 7% is a low number, low enough to get lost in the noise of polling error, but I wonder how much of that influences subliminally or perhaps even more than that the idea that Obama's not American-the idea that Hawaii isn't either.

I have no idea who these people are.

For some reason this surprises me.

I don't have cable, so Top Chef is but a myth to me.