Amy Sohn's Prospect Park West, got optioned by Sarah Jessica Parker's production company.

Of course it did. Bah. Fucking bah.

Salon has an interview with Orly Taitz, the lawyer/dentist/Head Birther which is really fascinating. The first paragraph:

I'm on Skype with Orly Taitz, and from Israel the queen bee of the Birthers is telling me that Barack Obama had all his gay lovers rubbed out, Chicago-style. Well, that's not fair. Taitz isn't explicitly accusing Obama of clipping his boyfriends to shut them up. She just wants to make sure I know that a few homosexuals from Obama's church, oddly, mysteriously, ominously, wound up dead. "Now, I don't want to say that Obama did it," explains Orly, in her dense Moldovan accent. "I don't want to say that people close to Obama did it. But those are the facts."

a few homosexuals from Obama's church, oddly, mysteriously, ominously, wound up dead.

As an odd, mysterious, odd homosexual, I can say that this ISN'T RARE FOR FAGS IN CHICAGO.

Dolts.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say there were also straight people from Obama's church who ended up dead.

I mean, it's not like the straights don't die.

I mean, it's not like the straights don't die.

Well, there goes that idea.

Add one letter to her last name, and you get "Taintz." Subtract one letter, and you get "Titz." Now, I don't want to say that it means anything. But those are the facts.

But, above and beyond SH's point, I'm still trying to figure out how she gets from "gay men from Obama's church wind up dead" to "the dead men were Obama's boyfriends" to "he had the dead men killed."

I think its neat how he had a fag killing church while also being a secret Muslim. You don't often see that kind of range.

I think its neat how he had a fag killing church while also being a secret Muslim. You don't often see that kind of range.

Those community organizers-- they're known for their multitasking.

oh, the crazy, it burns.

I need to go get some make-up and correct my face over lunch. I also need some sleep. Lack of sleep just makes everything so much worse. I was in a pretty good mood and headspace yesterday; today I am ugly and dumpy and have a freakish amount of clutter and my head is convinced this treatment will not work and it is all doom doom doom. stupid head.

KO constantly calls her "Orly Taint" I'm not sure how much is on purpose, actually. I think it started as an error that worked out, like "Bill Orally"