M Batman (because, at heart, I *love* the fucked-uppery)
M Batman (because, at heart, I *want* the big house).
And, yes, Supes is boring. Plus, alien.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Aug 12, 2009 3:48:59 pm PDT #3549 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
§ ita § - Aug 12, 2009 3:49:30 pm PDT #3550 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Which is hilarious if you know Bob.
If she dated her celebrity type we'd need to stage an intervention.
I'm glad to see you around more.
::waves weakly::
Juliebird - Aug 12, 2009 4:00:08 pm PDT #3551 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I need to stop reading up on migraines and sinusitis
"The only headaches that are not related to [jaw] joint damage are those that result from brain tumors!"
Steph L. - Aug 12, 2009 4:01:41 pm PDT #3552 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The flying thing has got to be cool. And the heat vision and supercool breath handy in the kitchen.
Okay, to be 100% honest?
I fear the Super-Fuck. It would break me in half, and I'm not a small, fragile person.
Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
juliana - Aug 12, 2009 4:02:42 pm PDT #3553 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
I don't know. Can you imagine the kind of sex toys Bruce Wayne could come up with??
P.M. Marc - Aug 12, 2009 4:02:52 pm PDT #3554 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I have to wonder, though, if he'd be so concerned with saving the world that he'd forget about saving the world close to home.
Nah. Superman realizes that marriage and relationships take work and nurturing. He's way more balanced than Batman.
(Depending on what's in continuity this week, of course.)
§ ita § - Aug 12, 2009 4:02:59 pm PDT #3555 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
Okay, I spit on my monitor.
I gotta go watch Leverage now, but I may stop in COMMA first.
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2009 4:03:17 pm PDT #3556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
Good to know.
P.M. Marc - Aug 12, 2009 4:03:27 pm PDT #3557 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
IMAGINE THE BAT FLESHLIGHT!
Details, please, if you imagine something good.
Laga - Aug 12, 2009 4:15:22 pm PDT #3558 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I find it interesting that when I google "man of steel"- "Woman of kleenex" is the fifth hit.