Batman may be insane, but his penis won't kill me.
Good to know.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2009 4:03:17 pm PDT #3556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
P.M. Marc - Aug 12, 2009 4:03:27 pm PDT #3557 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
IMAGINE THE BAT FLESHLIGHT!
Details, please, if you imagine something good.
Laga - Aug 12, 2009 4:15:22 pm PDT #3558 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I find it interesting that when I google "man of steel"- "Woman of kleenex" is the fifth hit.
Lee - Aug 12, 2009 4:17:11 pm PDT #3559 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
IMAGINE THE BAT FLESHLIGHT!
I think I'm scared now.
Dana - Aug 12, 2009 4:18:35 pm PDT #3560 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Can you imagine the kind of sex toys Bruce Wayne could come up with??
And with Wolverine, I think you run the risk of getting unexpected claws in bad places.
Jesse - Aug 12, 2009 4:19:15 pm PDT #3561 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If she dated her celebrity type we'd need to stage an intervention.
I came across that airplane Cillian Murphy/Rachel McAdams movie on TV the other day and had to confess I had seen it in the theater. I blame bon.
Laga - Aug 12, 2009 4:25:34 pm PDT #3562 of 30001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Claws! Claws in new places!
Calli - Aug 12, 2009 4:25:51 pm PDT #3563 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Can you imagine the kind of sex toys Bruce Wayne could come up with??
The Batachi Magic Wand? Batstroglide lube? The bat bondage is pretty canonical.
§ ita § - Aug 12, 2009 4:27:36 pm PDT #3564 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Leverage status report: Parker continues to be smishable and Eliot's hair is in fine form.
I blame bon.
Be strong! Don't let her drag you to the dank side. Or show her the light. I'm currently trying to get her to see the appeal of Gerard Butler, but my main problem is understanding how come she doesn't already.
Jesse - Aug 12, 2009 4:29:20 pm PDT #3565 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't really see the appeal of Gerard Butler, but I've never really seen him in anything, I don't think. Maybe with his own accent, I guess?