Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


StuntHusband - Aug 11, 2009 8:12:31 am PDT #3101 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

This Modern World (at Salon.com) depresses me greatly.


Jesse - Aug 11, 2009 8:19:41 am PDT #3102 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What makes those "bondage heels"?

The straps?

It just occurred to me that I'm not sure if I paid my rent this month, since I was out of town at the end of last month. Crap. I hope I remember this when I get home!


Kathy A - Aug 11, 2009 8:23:59 am PDT #3103 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My cafeteria is continuing to go international--today was "Try Everything Middle Eastern Day!" With chicken tabak (I could be wrong on the name), beef marquez (I was hoping for marquez sausage, but no such luck), falafel, beans and rice, various bulgar wheat side dishes, and a whole array of condiments, from hummus and tabbouleh to tahini sauce, a mid-east salsa, and a few other sauces. Oh, and stuffed grape leaves. Looking forward to trying this plate of samplers out.


Jessica - Aug 11, 2009 8:29:44 am PDT #3104 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What makes those "bondage heels"?

I'd have called them gladiator-style, but I imagine putting the words "bondage" and "Angelina Jolie" that close together is good SEO.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2009 8:30:08 am PDT #3105 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Giant 'meat-eating' plant found

A new species of giant carnivorous plant has been discovered in the highlands of the central Philippines.

The pitcher plant is among the largest of all pitchers and is so big that it can catch rats as well as insects in its leafy trap.

...

Pitcher plants are carnivorous. Carnivorous plants come in many forms, and are known to have independently evolved at least six separate times. While some have sticky surfaces that act like flypaper, others like the Venus fly trap are snap traps, closing their leaves around their prey.

Pitchers create tube-like leaf structures into which insects and other small animals tumble and become trapped.


sarameg - Aug 11, 2009 8:30:59 am PDT #3106 of 30001

Today is not pear shape. Today is ghot shaped. Or jack fruit shaped. Or perhaps this

Huh. I didn't know what they called ghot in Bhutan was very likely durian.


msbelle - Aug 11, 2009 8:38:55 am PDT #3107 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Apartment treatment scheduled for Thursday. Technician would not give me the info I wanted (what peticides will they use) because he was a dismissive poophead who seemed to think "We use different things, it depends what they see. They will do an effective job." was somehow an ok answer. I said I wanted the names and he stammered and I will just try to get it from whomever actually ends up at my place on Thursday. I'll also let the building know that this is information they should request and demand.

I have to board the cats for 2 nights, so now to call the vet and see if they have space Thurs and Fri night.


Steph L. - Aug 11, 2009 8:42:20 am PDT #3108 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What makes those "bondage heels"?

Nothing.


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2009 8:47:52 am PDT #3109 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A new species of giant carnivorous plant has been discovered in the highlands of the central Philippines.

I know this is the usual language, but it always sounds so arrogant to me -- this isn't a 'new' species, y'all just haven't heard of it yet.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 11, 2009 8:50:26 am PDT #3110 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I didn't know what they called ghot in Bhutan was very likely durian.

Very appropriate if your day stinks.